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Army Wives | Episode 1x7 | Hail & Farewell
Transcribed By: Kim [dlrgrl1]

*Trevor and Roxy walk in on Marda's Halloween story*
Roxy: Summer time... not Halloween, Marda.
Trevor: Oh come on... you gotta admit. That was a pretty mean version of Poe.
Roxy: Yeah, stick around. Mean turns to terrifying pretty quick. C'mon Marda... we need to talk.

*Trevor is exercising his knee in the bedroom as Roxy walks in and dumps his pain killer on the bed*
Roxy: Count 'em.
Trevor: Why don't you just trust her?
Roxy: Cuz when you trust an alcoholic, you end up a passenger in an El Camino slamming into a brick wall.
*Trevor counts all the pills*
Trevor: They're all here.
Roxy: You sure?
Trevor: Yeah... I took 4. There's 26 left. She's telling you the truth.
Roxy: Well that would be a first.
Trevor: People change.
Roxy: Oh I've seen all her changes.
Trevor: You know what? All I've seen is her trying ever since she got here. Now who knows how those pills got in her suitcase. Maybe Finn put 'em in there (*Roxy sighs*) But she's telling you the truth, she didn't take any of them (*Trevor puts his hand on Roxy's crossed arms*). Now c'mon Rox, she's your mom and she's asking you for a second chance. Why don't you just give it to her?

*Trevor, Marda, Finn, and T.J are all playing crocket on the front lawn as Roxy comes outside*
Roxy: Ok, I'll be back at 6 you guys.
Trevor: Where'd your ball go?
Roxy: I made some sandwiches. They're in the fridge (*asks Trevor*) Are you gonna be ok with them? What are you gonna do all day?
Trevor: Not much... just sit around and watch some TV. Ok (*kisses Roxy*). Bye.
Roxy: Bye bye (*to the kids*).
Trevor: Say bye mommy.
*Roxy pulls out of the driveway*
Trevor: Bye babe. Let's go... (inaudible)
*Trevor, Marda, and the kids run into the house*
Trevor: Wait for me...

*Marda, Pamela, and Trevor are in the kitchen*
Pamela: So I spoke to Betty and she's scheduling Roxy to work on her birthday tommorrow night.
Trevor: Oh, that's perfect. Roxy asked for the night off. She's gonna be so furious. (*Trevor laughs*).
Marda: I can't believe we are gonna pull this off (*turns to kids*) Hey... now remember, your mama has never had a surprise party before. So if any of you let the secret out, I'm gonna kick ya in the teeth.
*Trevor shakes his head and chuckles*
Marda: Hey, thanks for helping us out (*hugs Pamela*). She's gotta good friend in you.
Trevor: Pamela, honestly, we wouldn't have been able to do this without you.
Pamela: Well, I gotta go pick up the cake. Gonna go to the PX. What kind does she like?
*Trevor thinks for a second*
Marda: Oh no buying... I'm gonna make it.
*Trevor raises his eyebrows*

*Marda and Trevor are walking outside*
Marda: Hey, thanks for floating me the money for the party supplies, and when my loan comes in I wanna pay you right back.
Trevor: I told you, don't worry about it.
Marda: No... I want to. I want to do this for her.
Trevor: Ok... Ok, Roxy's gonna be thrilled with the party. She loves surprises.
Marda: There's something I want you to know about me Trevor. I wasn't always a drunk. Man, I had Roxy when I was 18 and her dad died like 5 years later. He was it for me. So after that, it became a revolving door and an open bottle, and Roxy had to see all of it.
Trevor: Your daughter... she is a generous, honest, loving person. So you must have done something right.
Marda: I don't know what that is, but thanks for saying that.

*Trevor and Roxy are getting dressed for their date in their bedroom*
Roxy: I can't believe skanky Betty is making me work on my birthday tommorrow.
Trevor: Skanky? I thought you looooved Betty.
Roxy: I do... normally I've got nothing but love for the Betty, but not today. Today, I'm mad at Betty cause she is ruining my birthday.
Trevor: Well then, call in sick tommorrow night. What could she do?
Roxy: Fire me...
Trevor: She is not gonna fire you. You're the best employee she's got.
Roxy: Skanky, cranky people who make you work on your birthday, they do too fire people. Plus, its my job.
Trevor: (*Shakes head yes*)Ok... your gonna play the responsible card.
Roxy: The responsible not gonna fire you, but your gonna show up anyway because she needs you.
*Roxy hits him in the head with a bra*
Roxy: And you're not taking that off of me tonight Mr.
Trevor: Rox... stop complaining. We are going out tonight on a real date, just the two of us. Do you know we didn't even have a real date before we got married? So, why don't you finish getting dressed. Marda will watch the kids and let me wine you and dine you for your birthday... even if it is a day early.
Roxy: Ok... convincer.
Trevor: Hmmm...
Roxy: Give me my bra back.
*Trevor shakes his head no*

*Roxy and Trevor are walking in the dark and laughing*
Roxy: (*holding her necklace*) Thank you for this Trevor. It means a lot to me.
Trevor: And you mean a lot to me.
Roxy: Ok, all this sweetness is gonna spoil me... and then what?
Trevor: Then we share many birthdays together.
Roxy: Ya know, sometimes I can't believe you're real. You and all your lines.
Trevor: Well some pretty interesting things come out of your mouth, too.
*Roxy and Trevor share a romantic kiss*
Trevor: Baby, I love you so much.
Roxy: I love you too, Trevor. I really do.
*Trevor smiles and rests his forehead on Roxy's*

*Roxy and Trevor walk into their house where everything is a mess and the kids are asleep on the floor and couch*
Roxy: Well, are you ready for dessert?
Trevor: Dessert, dessert or dessert?
*Roxy and Trevor laugh, then they look around and see the kids and the mess, and their smiles are gone*
Roxy: Marda? Marda? She left them alone. I can't believe this, she left my kids alone.

*Pamela and Trevor are at the hump bar putting up decorations for Roxy's party*
Trevor: It needs to be a little lower on the right.
Pamela: Hey, where is Marda? This whole thing was her idea.
Trevor: She had to leave.
*Everyone gathers as Roxy walks in*
Betty: Ok everyone... the fairy princess has arrived.
*Roxy walks in and everyone shouts SURPRISE!*
Trevor: Happy Birthday baby!
*Trevor pops open a bottle of champagne*

*Everyone is seated around the table*
Roxy: Here's the rules. When it's your turn, say why you are pissed off, and then you drink your shot. So who is gonna start?
Trevor: Me... (*holds up shot*). I am pissed because my knee is swollen up, and I can't dance with my wife on her birthday.
*Everyone says here, here. Trevor leans over and kisses Roxy, then drinks his shot*

*Trevor and Roxy are sitting on the bed. Roxy is holding Marda's present. She opens it. It's a picture frame of a young mother and her daughter*
Trevor: She does love you Rox.
*Roxy stares at the picture*