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Charmed | Episode 6x1 | Valhalley Of The Dolls Part 1 & 2
Transcribed By: Astrid Jane

*A valkarie appears through a magical portal*
Chris: Hey, are you out of your mind? What are you doing here?
Mist: Freyja sent me. She wants to know what's taking so long.
Chris: Freyja? You know, for a mythical character, she sure does worries a lot.
Mist: She's not the only one who's worried. He's an Elder, Chris. How much longer do you really expect us to keep him?
Chris: Don't tell me he's complaining.
Mist: Yes, a lot actually.
Chris: I don't believe it. Banish the guy to an island filled with beautiful women and he still complains. I can't win.
Mist: How much longer?
Chris: Until I'm ready. Look, I'm sorry but I haven't finished what I came here to do yet and I need Leo out of the way until I can. More importantly, the sisters can't find him before I'm ready. Or else…
Mist: I know. We all understand the risks.
Chris: I'd never hurt you, Mist. You know that.
Mist: You would if you had to. I know that too.

*From downstairs*
Piper: Chris, are you up there?

*Chris turns to Mist*
Chris: You'd better go.
*Chris and Mist kiss*
Mist: Please, hurry…
*Mist disappears through the magical portal as Piper enters the attic*
Piper: Hey, do you have any laundry?
Chris: Uh, no, no. I'm good. Thanks. I'm gonna get your sisters though. We have another demon to vanquish.
Piper: Okey dokey!

*Chris orbs in behind a van. He walks over to Phoebe*
Chris: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Chris! What are you doing here?
DJ Chad: Umm… Listen. I got to get back. Don't be late.
Phoebe: I won't be.
*DJ Chad leaves*
Chris: Trok demon? Remember?
Phoebe: Oh Chris. Get a life!
*Chris rolls his eyes*
Chris: Come on.

*Chris orbs in next to Paige*
Chris: Trok demon?
Paige: What now? Can't you see I'm working?
*A dog begins to hump Paige's leg*

*Chris orbs in with Paige and a collection of dogs*
Phoebe: Alright, can we get this started because I have to go-
*Phoebe stares at the dogs*
Phoebe: Where did they come from?
Paige: He wouldn't allow me to take them back first.
Phoebe: Back?
Paige: Yeah, I'm a… dog-walker. The temp agency messed up.
Phoebe: Ugh!
Chris: Okay, do you guys mind? We have to summon the Trok demon while he's still on our plane. Piper!
Phoebe: Oh Chris, lighten up! Sending us after all these demons is getting to be a real drag.
Paige: Yeah, you're working us like dogs!
Chris: I don't see Piper complaining.
Phoebe: No, because Piper doesn't complain about anything anymore. Ever since Leo left to become an Elder, all she does is walk around the house all… chipper!
Chris: So?
Paige: So, it's unusual. What's worse? It's not Piper.
*Piper comes down the stairs, carrying Wyatt, talking happily on the phone*
Piper: I'd love to have a play-date. Maybe we can call Jenny and she can bring baby Josie. And then, I'll bring the juice and maybe bake some muffins and…
*Piper spots the dogs*
Piper: Oh! How cute!
*Piper walks into the kitchen, continuing her phone conversation*
Phoebe: She's getting worse.
Paige: Definitely.
Phoebe: Do you have a spell?
*Chris hands Phoebe a piece of paper*
Chris: Right out of the Book. After you summon him, make sure Piper freezes him. Otherwise, you'll never get the spell off.
*Paige pushes the dogs' leashes at Chris*
Paige: Here! Take these guys up to the attic. They'll be fine there.
Chris: Wait! Me?
Paige: Yeah, you! Go!
*The dogs drag Chris up the stairs*
Chris: Whoa…

*Paige enters the hall, nursing a sore shoulder. Chris follows*
Paige: What kind of Whitelighter can't heal?
Chris: For the record, you can't heal either.
Paige: I'm HALF-Whitelighter. How come you didn't tell us about this before we hired you?
Chris: Because you didn't hire me. I was assigned by the Elders.
*Phoebe walks in with an ice-pack*
Phoebe: Any other little surprises you'd like to share with us?
Chris: No…
*Phoebe and Paige eye him skeptically*
Chris: Look, I haven't been a Whitelighter very long, okay. And healing… It's big. And it takes a while to learn how to do.
Phoebe: Great. Student-lighter.
Paige: Okay, you could have told us about this like, I don't know, maybe a month ago?
Phoebe: Well, I know one thing for sure. We're going to stop all these demon fighting for a while.
Chris: Wait. Why?
*Piper yells in from outside the hall*
Piper: Can somebody fold the towels in the dryer when it's done?
Phoebe: That's why!
*Piper appears at the entrance of the hall with Wyatt, prepared for an outing*
Piper: I put a cassarole in the oven. You can check it in about an hour or so. I will be at the club if you need me. Have fun!
*Piper leaves*
Phoebe: Oh my god, she is so sad.
Paige: Sad? Where are you getting "sad" from?
Chris: How about this? Three more demons. Then, we can talk about taking a little break.
Paige: What? Do you have a qouta or something?
Chris Look. I've already told you this before. I know from future knowledge that a demon is going to come after Wyatt. These are all just pre-emptive strikes.
Phoebe: Okay, look, Chris, we like you a lot but we've been doing this a lot longer than you have. Trust me. You have to pace yourself and you got to let us have a life! Oh, speaking of which, I have to go get ready for my lunch date.
Paige: Oh, I didn't know your boss is back in town?
Phoebe: No, it's not with Jason. It's with Chad, the DJ, whom I'm not really interested in.
Chris: Two demons? How about that? Two.
Phoebe: No! Chris. And especially not until we figure out what's wrong with Piper. And more importantly, Piper's powers.
Paige: I swear, I think Leo did something to her before he left.
Phoebe: Well, you know what? I think it's about time we orb him down here and ask him.
Chris: I don't think that's possible.
Phoebe: Well, then, make it possible! Look, even if he doesn't care about Piper as his wife, as an Elder, he at the very least should care about what happened to her powers.
Chris: I can't.
Paige: Yeah, you can! You just go up there and tell him to get his butt back down here.
Chris: That's not why I can't. Look, I didn't want to tell you this because I didn't want to worry you two but… Leo's missing.
Phoebe: What?!
Paige: Missing? How long?
Chris: Since the last time we saw him… Anyway, the Elders think he's been… kidnapped.
Phoebe: By whom?

*Paige attempts to scry for Leo. Phoebe enters*
Phoebe: Where exactly are you trying to find Leo? Jupiter?
Paige: Well, when an Elder gets kidnapped, they're probably not just going to take him to Chinatown, right? I think everything is game. Even the cosmos!
Phoebe: Still, I don't see how the crystal's gonna find him. Especially not without something of his to focus it better.
Paige: I've got one of his plaid shirts!
Phoebe: I was thinking something a little more special than that.
Paige: Leo loved those shirts! His entire closet's full of them!
Phoebe: What's your problem?
Chris: Huh?
Phoebe: You're nervous. I can feel it.
Paige: Watch your vibes!
Chris: I just think you guys should be focusing on helping Piper not Leo.
Phoebe: Ha! I was right!
Paige: Hey, finding Leo could help us with Piper.
Chris: Well, then, you'd better find another way because you are not going to find him!
*Phoebe and Paige look suspiciously at Chris*
Chris: I mean, you haven't found him yet, have you? I'm telling you. You just got to leave it up to the Elders, alright? Just let it go.
Paige: Let it go? He's Wyatt's father…
Phoebe: And our brother-in-law.
Chris: Ex-brother-in-law. Look, I'm just trying to get you two to focus on your sister here, that's all. Because with her powers messed up, you guys are all at risk.
Paige: He's right.
Phoebe: I know. But if Leo did do something to block Piper's pain, how do we unblock it without him?
Paige: A magical laxative!
Phoebe: Okay, eww.
Paige: Think about it. If we can write a spell to help her remember her pain, I don't know, it could even help us find Leo.
*Phoebe reaches for the phone*
Paige: Who are you calling? Spells 'R' Us?
Phoebe: No. I'm calling the Bayview Café. I'm going to cancel my lunch date with Chad, which I'm already late for.
*Over the phone, Phoebe discovers that Chad had cancelled the lunch date*
Phoebe: Ha! He stood me up!
Chris: Wait. Weren't you just calling to cancel on him?
Phoebe: Yeah, but I called him, that's cancelling. He called the restaurant, that's standing up!
*Paige nods at Chris*
Chris: Oh.
Phoebe: This doesn't make any sense. I don't understand. He liked me. He really liked me. I felt it.
Paige: Well, umm, excuse me but it didn't even seem like your heart was in it anyway.
*Phoebe turns around and walks towards the door*
Paige: Where're you going? We have a spell to write!
Phoebe: And I have a DJ to grill!

Chris: Piper's home!
Paige: Coming!
*Paige comes down the stairs to see Chris bring in a baby*
Paige: Hey, who's that?
Chris: Ask her.
Piper: Hi. How's it going?
Paige: How's it going? Uh… What are you doing? Whose babies are these?
Piper: Well, their mommy's going to pick them up in time so I offered to bring them home for a while.
Paige: Oh, you did. Umm, what about, you know, Leo?
Piper: I don't know. What about him?
*Chris walks over to Paige*
Chris: Is that the memory spell?
Paige: Yeah.
Chris: Cast it.
Paige: Powers and emotions tied, a witch's heart is where it hides, help her through her agony, bless her with her memory.
*Wisps of smoke rises from Piper's head*
Paige: Piper? Are you okay?
Piper: I'm sorry. Do I know you?
*Paige laughs nervously*
Paige: Very funny.
*Piper eyes Wyatt*
Piper: Oh, cute. Yours?
Paige: No. Yours!
Piper: Mine? What do you mean? Wait. Who am I? What am I doing here?
Chris: Great, Paige. You didn't restore her memory, you erased it!
*Chris snatches the spell from Paige*
Paige: That's impossible! It's a good spell. I know it. Unless, it interacted badly with Leo's magic
*Piper waves her hand at a fly and blows up a nearby vase*
Piper: What happened? How did that happen?
Paige: Uh… It's okay. You're going to be okay.
Chris: Just don't point at anything, okay. Just keep your hands down, like this, okay.
*Chris pulls Piper's hands down to her side*
Piper: Can somebody please tell me what's going on?
Paige: We're going to tell you that. Just as soon as we know ourselves.
*Paige pushes Piper into the living room*
Paige: And you come in here, and you have a seat, and uh… take a load off. Yeah, and uh, keep those arms down. Oh my goodness…
*Paige walks back to Chris*
Paige: Okay, don't freak out because magic got us into this and magic will get us out.
*Chris looks at her skeptically. Wyatt starts to wail. He orbs a pacifier into his mouth*
Paige: Did you see that?
Chris: See what?
Paige: Wyatt. He orbed his pacifier.
Chris: What?
Paige: I think I know how to find Leo.
Chris: Leo? Will you please forget about Leo?
*Phoebe runs into the living room*
Phoebe: Oh, Piper! Hi! You're never going to believe this! I think I have a new power! It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behavior lately, like why I wanted to date Chad and why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power, you ask? Oh, I tell you. Umm, do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? The guy that could feel what other people were feeling?
*Chris walks in and looks at Phoebe*
Chris: Uh… Phoebe.
Phoebe: Just a sec! I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath! That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.
Chris: Neither does she, I'm afraid. Know, that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.
Piper: Can you blow things up too?
Phoebe: Oh, boy. PAIGE! What did you do to our sister?! Oh, you poor dear, you feel awful about it, don't you? I'm so sorry.
Paige: Thanks. I think.
Chris: That's it? That's all the asking her you're going to doe out? You're supposed to be sisters!
Phoebe: She's clearly devastated about this.
Chris: But you can't let her off the hook! You need enough guilt to get her to fix it.
*The scrying crystal in Paige's hand pins itself to a point on the map*
Paige: I think I just fixed it. I think we just found Leo.
Phoebe: We?
Paige: Yup! Wyatt and me! I mean, nothing's more important to Leo than him, right?
*Paige puts Wyatt back in his play pen*
Paige: Let's go!
Chris: Go? Go where? It's pointing to the middle of the Indian Ocean.
Paige: There must be something there. I trust Wyatt.
Chris: This is crazy.
Phoebe: Chris. She's feeling really strongly about this.
*Phoebe walks over to Paige, who puts an arm around her shoulder*
Phoebe: I have a new power. I'll explain on the way.
Paige: Oh, hey, can you take the dogs back for me? The addresses are in the book.
Chris: No. There's no way…
*Paige and Phoebe orb out and Chris angrily kicks a toy on the floor. Wyatt's shield comes up.*
Chris: If anyone should be protecting themselves, it's me from you.

Chris: You could have been killed, you know that? Huh? What were you thinking?
Paige: We were thinking of finding Leo, which we actually did, if that matters to you.
Phoebe: What was up with that skirt he was wearing?
Paige: At least his skirt wasn't plaid.
Chris: I don't believe this. It's like, neither of you guys are taking this very seriously.
*The dog barks at Chris*
Chris: Hey! Do you mind?
Paige: Well, I can't help it if he doesn't like you. Hey, you were supposed to take him back home anyway.
Chris: I tried but the owners weren't there. Besides, the dog, he's not my job, he's yours.
Paige: I know. Don't remind me. Hey, Oscar! Lay down.
*The dog walks over to Paige and lays down beside her*
Phoebe: Oh, look, Paige, I think he likes you.
Paige: Yah, great. Don't tell me you can read his feelings now too.
Phoebe: No, but if I start licking your toes, run. Where is Piper?
Chris: I put her in a room, hoping that it might jog her memory. Since nobody else seems to be trying to.
*Paige flips the page of the Book of Shadows*
Paige: Here it is. Valkeries. A powerful race of demi-goddesses who scout the battlegrounds for dying warriors…
Phoebe: Then take their souls to Valhalla where they them for the final world battle.
Paige: Valkeries huh?
Phoebe: Does that mean they're good?
Paige: How can they be good if they've got Leo?
Phoebe: And how did they even get Leo? He's not a dying warrior, he's an Elder.
Chris: Look, why don't you guys concentrate on helping Piper and I'm gonna go fill in the Elders and see what they wanna do.
Phoebe: No, Chris. We don't have time for that. We have to go back for Leo now.
Chris: Why? It doesn't sound like he's in any kind of trouble.
Paige: He's only stuck in a cage.
Phoebe: They tried to kill us when we tried to save him!
Chris: My point exactly! It's too dangerous. You're not going back.
Phoebe: Wait. Let me get this straight. Are you telling me that you'd rather just let Leo rot there? Is that what you're saying?
Chris: No. But…
Paige: He needs our help.
Phoebe: Not to mention, he may be the only way we have to save Piper.
Chris: You can't orb into Valhalla undetected. The only way to get there safely is with a Valkarie's pendant. But that still won't get you close enough to Leo. He's too well guarded now.
Paige: How do you know all this?
Chris: I've crossed paths with Valkaries before. In the future… Anyway, I can get you the pendants but the only way for you to get close to Leo is by proving to the Valkaries you're one of them.
Phoebe: How are we supposed to do that?
Chris: Easy. Just arrive with a warrior soul.
Paige: OH! Easy!
Phoebe: Where are we supposed to find a warrior soul?
Chris: Beats me.

*Chris orbs in*
Chris: I don't think so, Lisa. Not this time.
Lisa: What are you doing here?
Chris: My plans have changed, unfortunately. The witches. They found Leo sooner than I would have liked.
Lisa: That's not my problem. We kept our end of the deal.
Chris: I know. And I'm forever grateful. But I can't risk them finding out what I'm up to. I'm truly sorry.
*Chris raises his hand and telekinetically strangles Lisa. When she falls to the ground, he walks over*
Chris: Forgive me.
*Chris snatches the pendant from Lisa's neck before walking back to the wounded policeman and picking up his two-way radio*
Chris: Officer down. Eighth Avenue sewer. We need an ambulance.

*Chris puts the Valkarie pendant around Piper's neck*
Chris: Just remember everything I told you and you'll be fine. Okay?
*Piper gets transformed into a Valkarie just as Phoebe and Paige orb in*
Phoebe: Okay, we got the- Oh my god, what did you do to Piper?
Chris: I turned her into a Valkarie and convinced her she is one too. Actually, it wasn't that hard, really. Considering the fact that her mind is basically a blank.
Paige: But why?
Chris: Because you might need the power of three to get Leo out of Valhalla and this is the only way you're going to get her into Valhalla.
Phoebe: Well, if Piper ever gets her memory back, she's going to kill you.
Chris: Why?
Phoebe: Because she hates wearing those costumes as much as we do.
Paige: Mmm hmm.
Chris: Yeah, well in that case, you're going to kill me too.

*Phoebe, Paige and Leo orb into the Manor*
Chris: Geez. It's about time. I was starting to get wo- Where's Piper?
Leo: You son of a bitch!
*Leo punches Chris as Phoebe screams*
Leo: Why'd you do it?
Chris: Do what?
*Leo throws Chris across the room. Chris tries to orb out*
Paige: Leo, stop it!
*Leo catches Chris' orbs*
Phoebe: Leo, enough! This hostility is killing me.
Paige: What is wrong with you? You've been playing Gladiator too long?
Leo: You didn't tell them, did you?
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Leo: That he was the last one to see me. Right afterwards, I was mysteriously trapped in Valhalla.
Chris: Oh, so what? That makes me responsible?! Is that what you're saying?
Paige: Okay, why would Chris do that?
Leo: Why else? To get rid of me.
Paige: It doesn't make sense!
Leo: Doesn't it? He manipulated things so I'd become an Elder. Force me out of the house, didn't he?
Chris: So you could save the world!
Phoebe: Alright, Leo, I know how upset you are. And by know, I mean, I literally know. But you're way off base here. Chris has been the model Whitelighter since you've been gone. He's done nothing but good.
Paige: He sent us after so many demons, if anything, he's been too good.
Phoebe: He's the reason we were able to save you.
Chris: You're welcome!
Leo: Where'd you get the pendants?
*Chris looks at Leo incredulously*
Phoebe: Leo!
Leo: Alright. Alright, I'll let it go for now. So where's Wyatt? Can I see him?
Paige: No, you can't. He's staying with Sheila until we can figure out how to rescue Piper.
Phoebe: Which is going to be hard because she doesn't want to be saved.
Paige: Well, if we're going to save her it's gonna be as witches and not as Valkaries.
*Phoebe and Paige removes their Valkarie pendants*
Paige: Book of Shadows?
Phoebe: Got it.

*Phoebe, Paige, Leo and Chris are in the attic*
Chris: I don't understand. Why don't we just storm the place and find her. It's not like we don't know where she is.
Leo: Because they would be expecting it, that's why. It'd be suicide.
Chris: We got you out safely, didn't we?
Leo: But it cost us Piper.
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. Would you knock it off? I'm still reeling from Piper's emotions, I don't need this.
Chris: Sorry.
Phoebe: So how's it going?
Paige: I am almost done, umm, I don't mean to burden you with my emotions but I don't quite see how reversing the memory spell is going to help.
Phoebe: Piper needs to believe she's a Valkarie because it's too painful for her to be herself. Way to painful, believe me. I almost passed out back there.
Chris: Well, then believing she's a Valkarie is the perfect option. To serve the greater good, they're always in control and they don't have to deal with pain or loss.
Phoebe: Well, that's why we have to make Piper believe she's Piper again. Because if we don't get her back mentally, it won't matter if we get her back physically.
Paige: Okay, but Piper wasn't exactly back before the spell either.
Leo: What do you mean?
Paige: Well, that little magical whammy you performed on her kind of, umm, backfired.
Phoebe: Yeah, you see, after you left, Piper was really…
Paige: Chipper. Yeah, incessantly, increasingly, annoyingly chipper.
Phoebe: What she said.
Leo: Well, it was supposed to make her feel less pain, I guess, with me not around to pull it back a little bit, she got happier and happier.
Paige: Uh no, psychotically chipper.
*Chris claps sarcastically*
Chris: Way to go.
Phoebe: Chris.
Chris: What?
Phoebe: Oh, I swear my new power is going to drive me crazy.
Leo: You'll get the handle of it, just be patient.
Phoebe: Are you sure? Because I remember Prue almost being destroyed that time that she was an empath.
Leo: Well, she wasn't supposed to become one. You are. Maybe all these with Piper has made it happen a little sooner but you can handle it. I know you can.
Phoebe: I just wish I knew how to turn it on and off. I feel like I'm at the mercy of everyone else's feelings. And it sucks.
Paige: Bright side. Maybe you can actually find out how Jason feels about you.
Phoebe: Yeah, but what if it's not good news?
Paige: Ha, then you dump him before he dumps you. Uh… I think the spell's finished.
*The door bell rings and a bulldog runs up into the attic barking*
Paige: Oh, great…
Leo: You got a dog?
Paige: No, I got a career.
Chris: Sore subject. Don't ask.
Paige: Alright, I'm coming…

*Leo heals Darryl of his wounds*
Leo: Feeling better?
Darryl: Yeah. Thanks, man. It's good to have you back.
Leo: Thanks for helping me get back.
Chris: Nah… Don't mention it.
Phoebe: Would you…! How long after we left did the warriors show up?
Darryl: Not long. Maybe a couple of seconds?
Phoebe: They must have followed us from Valhalla
Paige: Right. That means they're after us now.
Darryl: Except they didn't hang out long enough to ask me where to find you. Granted I was looking through swollen eyes but they just seemed lost and confused.
Chris: So what? They just took off?
Darryl: Thank goodness they did because…
Phoebe: We should have never put you in that situation. We should have come up with another way.
Darryl: Forget it. You know, it worked.
Chris: Yeah, for you maybe. What about the next poor guy that runs into those warriors? They're trained killers.
Paige: Yeah, but they only kill evil.
*Chris motions to Darryl*
Chris: He's not evil.
Leo: Chris is right. Not everything is black and white in this world and warriors can't always tell the difference between good and evil.
Phoebe: What do we do?
Leo: We need to find them, fast.
Darryl: That shouldn't be too hard. They're going to stand out, even in San Francisco.
Leo: Which is why we need to move fast. If they're exposed, so are the Valkeries.
Paige: You're awfully forgiving, considering everything they put you through.
Leo: They still have a noble purpose to perform. Keeping their secret is key to them fulfilling it. Besides, it's not the Valkeries' fault that I ended up there.
Chris: Which brings us back to the warriors.
Phoebe: And let's not forget about Piper.
Leo: Maybe we should split up. You should go to the police station, they're going to show up on the radar screen in a big way.
*Darryl's pager beeps*
Darryl: You know what, the office is paging me anyway.
Leo: Oh, and make sure you're the first cop on the scene. We might need you to buy us some time.
Darryl: Okay, got him.
Phoebe: Umm… maybe I should go to the newspaper and do the same thing.
Leo: Good idea. Paige?
Paige: I should take Oscar home before I get fired.
Leo: You're kidding, right?
Paige: No. I promised the temp agency I'd have them back in the morning and, uh huh, it's the morning.
Leo: You…
Paige: Listen, before you say anything… You've been gone, some things have changed. And one of those things is that I am determined now more than ever to have a life separate from being a witch.
Leo: Fine. But now?
Paige: Yeah! I've already done the reversal spell. Can't do it without Piper and we don't know how to get her. So I'm just an orb away if you need help!
*Paige leaves*
Leo: Paige!
Phoebe: Let her go. It might seem silly to you but it's important to her, I know.
Chris: See! It helps to be an empath.
Phoebe: No. It helps to be a sister. And while we're on that subject, we have to come up with another plan to get Piper out of Valhalla.
Leo: She's right. Let's go.
*Leo grabs Chris and orbs out*
Chris: But…

Leo: Come on! In here!
Chris: Easy…
Warrior: Who goes there?
Leo: What's the matter? Don't you recognize me?
Warrior: Leo? But we've heard that the witches have broken you out.
Leo: Disinformation - enemy's favorite tactic. Don't fall for it again!
Warrior: Right. Sorry. It just that everyone's a little on edge especially since the alert's been sounded again.
Leo: I know. I caught the intruder. Where's Freyja? She'll want to question him.
Warrior: She's not here. She went after the warriors in the city.
Leo: And the new Valkarie? Where is she?
Warrior: They took her with them.
Leo: Alright. Then I'll have to question him myself.
*Leo pushes Chris into the cage*
Leo: Alone.
*The warriors leave reverently*
Chris: What are you doing? Leo, what's going on?
Leo: I'm going to get the truth out of you, one way or another. No sisters around here to help you this time. No orbing. No way out. Just you and me.
*Leo throws a sword at Chris*
Chris: You're joking, right?! I mean, shouldn't we be getting back to fill in Phoebe and Paige and find Piper!
Leo: I already lost Piper. Pick it up.
Chris: You know, this isn't funny anymore. And this isn't very Elder-like either.
Leo: You know, being trapped here for five weeks and fighting for my life has changed me a lot. Pick it up.
Chris: Forget it.
*A sword fight between Leo and Chris ensues*
Chris: I didn't do it!
*Leo points his sword at Chris' throat*
Chris: You can't kill me. I'm a Whitelighter.
Leo: No? Then why are you sweating? I'm going to find out the truth. I'm going to find out who did this to me, I promise. Right now, we're going to go catch up with Phoebe and Paige and have a little chat with the Elders.

Phoebe: There's got to be a way to get Piper out of there. I know it.
Paige: Well, unfortunately, the reversal spell, as you so kindly pointed out, didn't exactly help Piper remember who she was.
Phoebe: What do the Elders think?
Chris: They think it had to be a demon who stuck Leo in Valhalla.
Leo: But they're not sure.
Chris: Still. It's their leading theory.
Paige: Guys! This is about Piper!
Leo: Actually, the Elders believe that your new power is key to helping save Piper.
Phoebe: My new power? How do they figure? All it's done is make things worse.
Leo: There's a reason you received it and they - WE believe it's to help save Piper. So what exactly did you feel, the last time from her?
Phoebe: Not much.
Paige: You said you felt something familiar. Little things?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, obviously I felt pain. And desire to help.
Paige: Okay, well she helped Darryl. And that wasn't with her Valkarie powers, that was with her Charmed powers.
Chris: The witch within must still be alive.
Leo: That's how you're going to reach her.
Phoebe: Yeah, but how? I mean, just because I can feel some glimmer of Piper's feelings doesn't mean she can. She's completely cut off from them.
Chris: Wait wait wait. Hold it. Isn't there a spell in the Book that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which, in this case, would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling. Did that make sense?
Paige: Umm, frighteningly, it did. What about that spell I used on Cole last year. The one to make him sense whether or not you loved him. I could reword it for Piper.
Phoebe: Actually, that's worth a shot.
Chris: The problem is you still have to get close to her to try it. And that's not going to be easy.
Paige: Yeah, especially with Piper's powers.
Leo: Maybe I can orb you.
Phoebe: No, Leo, you're the reason she's in this emotional cocoon. You need to stay far away from her. No offence.
Paige: Well, then the question is how do we get close enough to her without her kicking our butts?
Phoebe: I could use my new power to counteract hers.
Chris: How do you figure?
Phoebe: Well, our powers are emotion based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.

Paige: Hi, Chris. What are you doing?
Chris: Wow. You look amazing.
Paige: Thank you. Umm, leave it, I'll help you clean it up tomorrow.
Chris: It's okay, I don't mind. It's the least I can do.
Paige: What do you mean the least you can do?
Chris: Well, you know, for fighting with Leo and…
Paige: He attacked you, don't worry about it.
Chris: Yeah, I know. Like I said, it's cool.
*Phoebe enters*
Phoebe: Hi.
Paige: Hey… Guess it didn't go that well with Jason?
Phoebe: Well, I went all the way down there to talk to him and then I figured that maybe it wasn't such a good idea that I even see him. At least not until I can control my new power.
Paige: Well, judging by how it's been going, it might be just a little bit.
Phoebe: I know, but what am I supposed to do? I'm going to have to figure out how to use it sooner or later. And until then, I'm just going to have to stay away from horny men.
*Phoebe looks at Chris and he laughs*
Paige: Ha… Good luck.
Chris: Well, at least your new power helped to save Piper. That's got to be a good thing, right?
Paige: Yeah, it won't help her with what she's going through though.
Phoebe: But at least she's going through it now and that is a good thing.
Paige: Ah well, let's hope. Well, I'm off to see Oscar!
Chris: Whoa, wait. Oscar the dog?
Paige: Yeah, he's having a bit of a tough time adjusting. I don't really want him roaming the streets by himself especially since I'm the one who rescued him. You know, I was having trouble with the whole idea of that temp agency thing but kinda diggin' it now. It's alright.
Phoebe: Wait wait! About Oscar?
Paige: Bye!