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Charmed | Episode 6x4 | The Power Of Three Blondes
Transcribed By: Afro
*Chris orbs in*
Piper, Phoebe: No!
Phoebe: We're not demon hunting, we're going to lunch.
Chris: Hey, I am not unreasonable. We can hunt demons after lunch. By the way,
anyone seen Leo?
Piper: No, I have not.
Phoebe: I haven't seen him either.
Chris: Well, if you do, let me know. There's a rumor floating around up there
that he has a lead on whoever sent him to Valhalla.
Piper: Well, I'm sure that's very important stuff but I have another question.
Did either one of you leave the book on the floor last night?
Chris: On the floor?
Phoebe: No, I didn't.
Piper: Chris?
Chris: I vaguely remember a story that started like that in the future. Someone's
after the book.
Piper: Demons are always after the book. What's new?
Chris: No, I think this time they get it. You should take this threat seriously.
And tell Paige. Where is Paige?
Phoebe: She's at her new temp job.
Chris: She's still on that kick?
Piper: It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Chris: Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?
Mitzy: Did it work?
Mabel: One way to find out. Let's call our Whitelighter. Chris.
*Chris orbs in*
Chris: Why did you change clothes, Piper? You can't hunt demons in heals. Go
switch your shoes and we'll get started.
Margo: Hey, (she puts her arm around him) slow down there, angel. It's all good
in the Charmed universe. What's your hurry?
Chris: Paige, did you just call me angel?
Mitzy: She did, and I can clearly see why.
Chris: Okay. What are you doing over here?
Mitzy: Oh, well, we were just, um...
Mabel: Solving a murder. Evil has been here, probably spying on us.
*She pulls the dagger out of the salesman and hands it to Chris*
Chris: This could be connected to whoever's after the Book of Shadows.
Mabel: Could be. See that symbol carved into the handle? We think that represents
the astral plane.
Chris: I don't know. The astral plane's a realm of spirit and energy. It's not
like they manufacture athames there.
Mitzy: All the more reason you should orb over and investigate.
Chris: You want me to orb to the astral plane?
Mitzy: Immediately. And don't come back until you find out where that knife
came from.
Margo: Can I have a kiss goodbye?
Chris: No.
*Chris orbs out*
Mabel: Split up, fan out, find the book. We don't have much...
Chris: I'm on to you three.
*They turn around to see Chris sitting on the couch*
Margo: (whispers) What do we do?
*A dagger appears in Mabel's hand behind her back*
Chris: You thought you could fool me but you can't. (He stands up) This athame
isn't from the astral plane. You sent me on a wild goose chase so you wouldn't
have to hunt demons, didn't you, Piper?
Mitzy: Busted.
Margo: Guilty.
Mabel: You figured us out, Chris.
*The dagger disappears. Mitzy moves closer to Chris*
Mitzy: We are so sorry.
Chris: Yeah, you should be. Look, there's an evil out there after Wyatt, (Mitzy
rubs her face on Chris's chest) and we need to find him before he... Phoebe,
what are you doing?
Mitzy: Finding comfort in my Whitelighter.
Margo: You're all over him.
Mitzy: You're just jealous 'cause I got to him first.
Chris: Look, Phoebe, I know Piper hooked up with her last Whitelighter but I'm
really, REALLY not interested, okay? Can we get back to hunting demons, please?
Mabel: Actually, Chris, we can't. We didn't ditch you to play hookie. We needed
time to investigate the death across the street.
Chris: Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? I would have given you
time off for legitimate Charmed duties.
Mitzy: Well, we're asking now. We believe that athame belongs to witches.
Margo: Really smart, pretty witches.
Mabel: We just don't know who they are.
Chris: So why don't I check around this realm for them?
Mabel: It's like you read my mind.
Chris: See, I can be reasonable and helpful. All you gotta do is be honest with
me.
*Chris orbs out*
*Chris orbs in*
Chris: You wouldn't happen to know any gremlins, would you?
Paige: Uh, it's about time.
Phoebe: Chris, thank god. Look at them, look at them, they're impostors. They
stole...
Chris: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Who are you?
Mabel: They're witches. They're the ones that killed that guy across the street.
Piper: No, Chris, she's lying. Remember this morning when you said something
was gonna happen to the book? Well, this is it. It's happening now.
Mitzy: Ugh, enough of this. Piper, blast them.
Chris: How do you know what I said to Piper?
Paige: Because she is Piper. And I'm Paige and this is Phoebe. And they cast
an identity spell to make the entire world think they're us.
Margo: That's ridiculous. Everyone knows the Charmed Ones are blonde.
Mabel: If you're Piper, then show me your powers, blast me.
Piper: I can't, you stole them.
Mabel: Okay, so we stole your identities and your powers. Wow, we must be good.
Definitely worth more than a paragraph.
Margo: Oh, yeah.
Mabel: It's time to take care of you witches and your delusions.
Paige: Wait! Wait. I can prove that we're telling the truth. I can still orb,
I'm half Whitelighter.
Chris: Okay, go for it.
*Paige tries to orb but nothing happens. She tries again*
Margo: (whispers) What do you think of my anti-orb spell?
Chris: Go ahead, Piper, blast away.
*Mabel Aims to blow the Charmed ones but blows up alot of windows*
Mitzy: Now what?
Mabel: Now we kill them.
*Chris orbs in*
Chris: You did it. Nice work, babe.
*He walk over to Mitzy and kisses her*
Margo: This is not fair! First, I get ripped off in the power department, then
you bag the bartender, and the boyfriend lays diamonds on you. That Whitelighter
belongs to me.
Mitzy: Ow, my head. You know, you really need to learn to control your emotions.
I can't help it if Chris chose me.
Margo: Did you sleep with him?
Mitzy: No/Chris: Yes. (At the exact time)
Mabel: You did what? I gave you a direct order, that Whitelighter was off limits.
Mitzy: You know what? I am sick and tired of your orders. We both are.
Margo: Stay out of my feelings.
Mabel: Oh, are those your feelings?
Margo: The hell yes those are my feelings. You boss us around like we're idiots.
*Mitzy gets a vibe*
Mitzy: What? She thinks we are idiots.
Mabel: I didn't say that.
Chris: Yeah, but I bet she felt it. My little empath feels everything.
Mitzy: He's right. You despise us. (Chris looks at the Book of Shadows and the
triquetra glows) In fact, until I became an empath I never realized how much
you truly hate us.
Chris: You know what? Come on, baby, lets go, who needs them?
*Chris grabs Mitzy's arm*
Only a few seconds later!
*Mabel pushes both Mitzy and Margo and the triquetra on the book splits apart.
Piper, Phoebe and Paige finally unfreeze*
Chris: You should be able to handle these women now.
*Piper punches Mabel and Paige punches Margo. Phoebe walks over to Mitzy. And
eventually punches her too*
Paige: (to Chris) I take it this was all your doing.
Chris: Hey, you're the one who got me here.
Piper: How did you know they weren't us?
Chris: In all my life I have never seen you take the bait the way that witch
took it from you.
Phoebe: In all your life? You've only been our Whitelighter for two months.
Chris: Let's just reverse the magic.
*Chris opens the BOS and gives it to them*
*Chris walks in Piper's room were Leo and Piper are talking*
Chris: Leo, can I talk to you for a second?
Leo: (to Wyatt) See ya, buddy.
*Leo and Chris go to the hallway*
Chris: There's a rumor floating around up there that you've got a lead on whoever
scattered your auras.
Leo: Yeah, I know, I floated it.
Chris: You did? Why?
Leo: To draw out the guilty party.
Chris: Did it work?
Leo: You tell me. So far you're the only one to come forward with any questions.
Chris: It's an interesting experiment. When you find out who did it, let me
know.
Leo: Oh, I already know who did it, Chris, and when I get enough proof to expose
him, he'll be the first one to know.
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