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Charmed | Episode 6x5 | Love's A Witch
Transcribed By: Afro
*Piper follows Paige who is hurt from a "energy ball". Chris orbs
in*
Chris: You haven't seen Leo, have you?
Phoebe: Oh, Chris, not now.
*They walk of leave Chris alone*
*Chris walks in*
Chris: So I checked the house, no sign of...
Piper: I should cancel my date.
Phoebe: What? Why?
Piper: Because we're having issues.
Phoebe: No, the issue is you're afraid to date, Piper. But you can't let your
fear stop you. (to Paige) You on the other hand should.
Paige: Gee, I wonder why I'm feeling suppressed.
Piper: Phoebe, this is ridiculous. It's just getting worse.
Phoebe: I know. So what should I do? Should I just keep all your feelings to
myself? Would that make you guys happy?
Piper, Paige: Yes.
Phoebe: Okay, then that's what I'll do. Someone's hiding something from me.
Chris: Just let me know if anyone sees Leo, okay?
*Chris leaves*
*Chris is watching an old dude with half his teeth missing, mixing something*
Man: All sold out I'm afraid. Good for me, bad for you.
Chris: Well, how long will it take you to make more?
Man: The potion you desire is pricey for a reason. The main ingredient is quite
rare and hard to come by. What secret are you so eager to hide?
Chris: Just tell me how long.
Man: Hard to say. Six weeks or months. Demonic suppliers are notoriously unreliable.
Chris: Well, I can't wait, alright. I need it now.
Man: The impatience of youth. Then again he takes a young heart to brave grave
danger.
Chris: Spare me the Morpheus speech, old man. What are you saying?
(An invisible person appears near the wall, but we can still see him?)
Man: Swamp Land is where you'll find the Kotochul egg your potion requires.
Now you understand the difficulty.
Chris: Fine. I'll get you your damn egg. Just make sure you're ready by the
time I get back.
*Chris begins to leave and figure disappears. Chris looks at the wall in suspicion
and orbs out. The invisible figure comes back and shows himself. It's Leo*
Phoebe: Have fun, have fun, I will leave Paige alone. *Phoebe closes the door.*
I can't, I can't. Chris!
*Chris orbs in. Kind of muddy*
Chris: Yeah.
Phoebe: Hey, I need you to watch Wyatt for me.
Chris: What? No, no way.
Phoebe: What's wrong? Why you worried?
Chris: What's wrong? What's wrong is I don't do babies. One and under crowd,
not my thing. Leo, however. (Leo orbs in) Great with kids, especially his own.
(to Leo) You're not following me are you?
Leo: Why? Should I be?
Phoebe: Oh, there's a lot of love in this room. Okay, so, um, there's a bottle
in the fridge if Wyatt wakes up and the diaper rash cream, only if he needs
it, okay? We've gotta keep that butt moist.
*Phoebe runs off.*
Chris: Did you get that?
*Chris orbs out.*
*Chris orbs in a corner of a restaurant that Piper is having a date at. Chris
walks over to Piper a the dude*
Chris: Piper.
Piper: What are you doing here? Why are you covered in mud?
Seth: Excuse me a second. Who's this?
Chris: Me? I'm from the future.
Seth: What?
Piper: Excuse us. (Piper grabs Chris and drags him across the room) Are you
crazy?
Chris: You're not serious about that guy are you?
Piper: Well, uh... You know what, that is none of your business. Where have
you been?
Chris: That's none of your business. Look, you better get home before your sisters
kill each other.
Piper: What? Why? What happened? (She gasps, realizing) Oh, no, Phoebe?
*Chris nods.*
Chris: Can I go now?
Leo: No.
*Leo grabs Chris and drags him in the living room*
Chris: You've got an Elder right here, who better to mediate. Good luck.
*Chris orbs out*
*In the cave Chris hands the egg to the old man*
Man: Nicely done. These aren't easy to find.
Chris: Tell me about it. How long before it's ready?
Man: You'll have it when you need it.
*The old man cracks the egg and drops the yolk into the pot*
*Back in the cave and the old man is pouring the potion into a vial while
Chris watches*
Chris: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Man: As long as it doesn't make you violently ill. Side effects, you never know.
Chris: Thanks for the tip.
Man: You sure it's worth the risk?
Chris: I wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
*Chris takes the potion.*
Man: He won't tell me.
Chris: Tell you what?
Leo's Voice: What you need the potion for. (Leo shows himself) Other than to
hide your secrets that is.
Chris: What? This was all a set-up? Is this even legit?
Man: It's legit alright. But I'm afraid you have to answer to a higher power
now.
Chris: Go ahead, take it. (He throws the potion to Leo) It wasn't for me anyway.
Leo: Really?
Chris: I got it for the sisters. Phoebe's new power is wreaking havoc on their
relationship, or haven't you noticed?
Leo: You expect me to believe this wasn't meant to protect your secrets?
Chris: No, I don't. But seeing as you haven't figured me out yet, why would
I even need it?
Leo: Don't get too cocky, kid. Wouldn't want me to clip your wings now, would
you?
*Whitelighter jingling noisy thingy sound*
Chris: Whoops, looks like Wyatt needs another babysitter... dad. (Leo orbs out)
Alright, how long until you make another one.
Chris: I don't get it. Leo didn't give you the empath blocking potion?
Piper: What potion? Leo! (Leo orbs in) Where is it?
Phoebe: Give me, give me, give me. Faster.
Piper: Come on, come on, come on.
Chris: They're really anxious about that potion you got for them.
Leo: Yeah, only I think you should wait to take it. Phoebe was given her power
for a reason.
Piper: Forget that.
*Leo gives the potion to Piper. Her and Paige both have some*
Phoebe: Nothing, nada, zilch!
Paige: Yes!
Piper: Hallelujah!
Paige: Well, I have to go finish a game of pinochle with grandma Callaway.
Phoebe: Maybe you'll run into Richard.
Paige: I'm sorry?
Phoebe: That was a sister thing, not an empath thing. (Phoebe gets up) Come
on.
*Phoebe and Paige leave the room.*
Chris: So it worked, right? No nausea, queasiness, nothing like that?
Piper: Nope, nothing.
*Piper leaves the room*
Chris: Looks like we're one big happy family again.
Leo: You're not family. (Chris pulls a face)
*Leo leaves the room. Chris pulls another potion out of his pocket and drinks
it.
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