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Charmed | Episode 6x6 | My Three Witches
Transcribed By: Vera

*Piper is grabbing the doorway*
Piper: Chris!
*Chris orbs in*
Chris: Piper, let's go!
Piper: No, Wyatt's upstairs! Just go get my sisters!

*The sisters are cleaning the sunroom. Chris is sitting looking for something in the Book*
Phoebe: So wait, a vortex did all of this?
Piper: Vortex, whirlpool, I don't know, whatever.
Paige: Well, if it's a whirlpool, there'd probably some water.
Chris: The fineries of what almost killed Piper aren't important. The point is, she was almost killed, and nobody was here to help.
Paige: You're right. I'm sorry. I was kind of tied up, or cut in half.
Phoebe: And I was interviewing the most fascinating woman.
Piper: Oh, the orgasm lady. That show was great. At least what I saw of it until the TV was sucked into oblivion. I hope you brought home that book.
Phoebe: Mm. Hmm.
Chris: Piper, doesn't it bother you | you had to vanquish that demon alone?
Piper: Yeah, well, sure, but, you know, we all have lives, which is why I need this place cleaned up before my guests arrive.
Paige: who's coming?
Piper: Mary has designed a fashion line and she wants to show us all.
Paige: I love clothes.
Chris: not so fast. We got a demon to hunt. If I could just find him in here.
Piper: Ok, but regardless of what you find in there, I'm gonna hang out with my friends because I will have a normal life if it kills me. OW.
Phoebe: Piper, why don't you have Leo heal that when he comes to pick up Wyatt?
Piper: Because I don't need magic to heal a cut.
Paige: Ugh, I'd use magic for everything if I could.
Piper: Well, if I had done this fighting a demon that would be one thing, but I did it in the kitchen. The chef did it in the kitchen, so that person will wear this bandage for the shame of it all.
Chris: Well, this book is not gonna help us, but I've seen vortexes like that before.
Paige: You know, this job would be so much easier if there weren't so many roses.
Piper: What's with all the roses?
Phoebe: I think Jason thinks that he's losing me. And as an empath I don't know who's feeling what anymore and I just | I just have my guard up.
Chris: You should be aware that these vortexes suck their victims into pocket realms or alternate realities.
Paige: You know, sometimes guys can be funny like that, you know? The more you pull away, the more they come back at you.
Phoebe: Yeah, but I'm not pulling away. I really like him.
Chris: Dangerous | alternate | realities, people. Based on fantasies, desires, dreams.
Piper: Shh | (to Phoebe) So stop worrying about it, and let him wine and dine you. I mean, a little wooing never killed anyone.
Chris: But a demon can. So can we please, please, let's focus. Piper, you were almost sent to another world. That takes serious magic.
Phoebe: Magic. Brilliant idea. | Let the object of objection become but a dream, and I cause the seen to be unseen. | Well, call me butter ‘cause I'm on a roll.
Piper: Wow, that's so much better. Thanks, Paige.
Paige: Yep, well, gotta get back to the temp job. Don't know how much longer those old folks are gonna be alive.
Phoebe: And I'll walk you out, ‘cause I have to meet Jason for lunch.
Chris: No! No! | No, no, no! We have a demon to hunt! Get back here!
Paige: See ya.
Phoebe: We talk about it later.
Piper: You know, you are our new favorite whitelighter and all, but you need to lighten up.
Chris: No, you three need to get serious, because if you keep putting your personal lives before your Wiccan duties you're gonna pay for it.
Piper: maybe so, but not today. I scared away the demon. He's not coming back. I have friends coming and I also have chocolate chip cookies in the oven.
Chris: (to Wyatt) It's your fault I have to do this now.
*Chris orbs out*

*Chris orbs in*
Gith: You!
Chris: Wait! Before you - - | Would you just relax? I didn't come here to vanquish you.
Gith: How did you find me here? No one's ever been to my lair.
Chris: I didn't have to find you, Gith... I know you... from the future. I came here to give you what you want... The Charmed Ones.

Gith: You must think I'm pretty low on the evil-utionary ladder.
Chris: That's not true.
Gith: A Minor Horned Demon. A Lesser Slime Devil. Or some other common fiend with no power.
Chris: I have the greatest respect for your power.
Gith: then don't insult me. Whitelighters don't kill their charges.
Chris: Well, I'm not your typical whitelighter. I came from the future because I needed the power of the Charmed Ones.
Gith: To do what?
Chris: Not your concern. | All you need to know is | they're drifting apart.
Gith: How do you mean, drifting apart?
Chris: Well, they're putting their desires before their duties and that makes them useless to me.
Gith: You said... desires?
Chris: You caught that, huh? | That's what you feed off of, right? Though I never quite understood how one could eat a desire.
Gith: do you know how much energy is contained in an unfulfilled desire? People spend their whole lives wanting something, usually never getting it. I feed off that energy.
Chris: Just think how much power the Charmed Ones must pack.
Gith: You know their desires.
*Chris holds out a piece of paper*
Chris: It's all right here. | With this, no messy vortexes. You could bring them into your worlds from the comfort of your own cave.

Gith: they'll die, you know, victims of their own desires. Is that what you want?
Chris: I'm counting on it. Why else would I offer to help? | So, good luck. And for the sake of both our lives, don't screw this up.
*Chris orbs out*

*Chris is in the attic making a vanquishing potion when Leo orbs in*
Leo: We need to talk.
Chris: Sorry, not now.
Leo: Oh yeah. Now. | Looks familiar?
Chris: I don't have time for this.
Leo: You had time to kill a Valkyrie. Whitelighters don't kill. Or did you not read the manual?
Chris: But it's all right for an Elder? You have Valkyrie blood on you hands, too.
Leo: Fighting to protect the sisters. | You went out, hunted a Valkyrie to steal her magic.
Chris: Oh, so that makes you the noble one, right?
Leo: Face it, Chris. I got you this time. This is enough to get your whitelighter status stripped and your soul sent back down to Earth for recycling.
Chris: You do what you have to do.
Leo: I already did. I arranged a hearing with the Elders tonight. I expect this will be your last day as a whitelighter.
Chris: That's... quite possible. | Excuse me.
Leo: Why are you making a vanquishing potion?
Chris: To help the sisters.
Leo: Why aren't they making it?
Chris: Because... they're busy.
*Leo concentrates*
Leo: I can't sense them.
Chris: Don't worry. I'm on it.
Leo: You know, Chris, if I can't sense them it means they're not in this world.
Chris: I said I'm on it.
Leo: Where you going?
Chris: To bring them back. Now lay off.
Leo: Till I find out what going on, I'm not gonna let you out of my sight.
Chris: You don't trust me. Fine. I get it. | But get this: If I don't show up where I'm supposed to be alone, they'll die. | Your call.

Gith: I don't understand.
*Chris orbs in*
Chris: Something wrong?
Gith: The boyfriend took the bullet. It was meant for the witch.
Chris: You tried to kill one of them already?
Gith: I create worlds. I don't control them. They work in their own way. In their own time. But this is the first time a victim ever escaped a direct attempt on their life.
Chris: Yeah, well, pretty good, aren't they?
Gith: It's okay. Their desires will kill them eventually. After all, that is what you desire, isn't it?
*Gith summons a Darklighter crossbow*
Chris: Actually... | Ohh Uhh
*Chris falls to the ground, hit by the Darklighter's arrow*
Gith: I could sense your desire from the beginning. You never wanted to kill your charges – just teach them a lesson. | That's right... Darklighter arrow. | Poison shouldn't take long, but with luck, you may just live long enough to watch the Charmed Ones learn their lesson after all.

Gith: An empath! You didn't tell me the middle sister was an empath!
Chris: (weakly) Sorry...

*Leo is healing Piper's hand. Someone knocks. Chris appears on the doorway*
Chris: Hey.
Piper: Hey. How are you feeling?
Chris: Better, thanks. | (to Leo) So, it's almost time for my hearing with the Elders. I thought I'd give you the pleasure of taking me in personally.
Leo: Yeah, well, maybe I'll, uh... Just give you this instead.
Chris: I don't understand.
Leo: Neither do I. just take it before I change my mind.
*Leo walks out of the room*
Piper: Thanks for trying to warn us about the demon. We should have listened to you in the first place.
Chris: Well, as long as you've learned something at the end of the day, that's all that matters, | right?
Piper: Right.