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Charmed | Episode 6x11 | Witchstock
Transcribed By: Astrid Jane

*Piper and Chris await Paige and Phoebe in a warehouse*
Chris: She's supposed to be here by now.
Piper: So? She's a little late.
Chris: No, she's a lot late. Paige used to be the first one to a vanquish. What's wrong with her?
Piper: She's in love. That's hardly wrong.
Chris: It is when it interferes with her responsibilities as a Charmed One.
Piper: Why don't you just let me handle this one alone?
Chris: Because you've handled the last four vanquishes alone. I swear, you never should have let them move out.
Piper: Hey, you don't see me complaining. I'm happy for them and you should be too. So where is this demon and what's its name?
Chris: No one knows it's name and it's too strong for one witch to handle alone.
*The warehouse door opens and in the background, impatient workers are heard*
Darryl: How much longer is this gonna take?
*Piper nods at Chris, finally*
Piper: Go see what Phoebe's doing.
*Chris orbs out*
Darryl: Where did he go?
Piper: Hong Kong.
Darryl: Hong Kong?! This is the last time I work crowd control for you guys!
*Piper waves Darryl off as Chris orbs back with Phoebe, who is dressed in a traditional Chinese dress*
Piper: Hi! Wow…
*Piper and Phoebe hug*
Phoebe: Oh, how's Wyatt? I miss him so much.
Piper: He misses you too. Is this a bad time?
Phoebe: No, this is a great time. Jason's away at a conference and I was just practicing my origami. This is a tiger. You can have that.
*Phoebe shows off her paper tiger to Chris before giving it to Piper*
Phoebe: I'm sorry I didn't buzz in.
Piper: No, No, don't be silly… You've obviously been very busy - folding. I'm sorry I have to ask for your help but…
Phoebe: No, it's okay. I mean, if you don't enter the tiger's cave you may never get the cub, right?
Piper: Come again?
Phoebe: Ancient Chinese proverb. Means nothing ventured, nothing gained, you know.
Chris: Can we get this show on the road here?
Phoebe: Sure.
Chris: Okay.
*Phoebe points to the paper tiger in Piper's hand*
Phoebe: Keep that.

Phoebe: Okay, what do you want me to do?
Chris: You're the bait. All you got to do is levitate into the air and when this demon senses your magic, it's gonna come fast and hard.
Phoebe: Okay… Be careful of my origami. That tiger took two freaking hours.
Chris: Okay, let's do it.
*Phoebe levitates and an unseen demon slices through the floorboards towards her. Piper screams and blows the demon up when it emerges to engulf Phoebe*

*Phoebe opens the door into a nursery. Paige follows her in.*
Phoebe: Oh, hi baby…
Paige: This one too?
Phoebe: Yeah, you move you lose it in this family
Chris: You could lose a lot more than a bedroom when this is over.
Phoebe: Hi Chris, I'm fine thank you. And you?
Leo: It's his job to offer his opinion.
Chris: You know the only reason why she's even here is Paige missed the vanquish.
Leo: Another one?
Chris: Yeah. That makes what? Five in a row now?
Paige: You guys are such nags.
Phoebe: When did you two become so chummy?
Leo: We're not chummy. It's just he's gone through a lot protecting Wyatt and I figured instead of doubting him I should help him a little…
*Piper walks in*
Piper: So what do you guys think? You like Wyatt's new room?
Paige: I like it. I just like my room too.
Phoebe: And I like and I just like my room too.
Piper: Well, you guys were the ones that moved out. Not me.
Phoebe: So where are my clothes?

Chris: What do you mean you lost Paige?
Phoebe: Well, it was really weird. I mean, one second she was here and the next second… poof.
Piper: It kind of happened after she put on a pair of Gram's boots.
Leo: Gram's used to cast spells on her clothes when she was young.
Phoebe: Wait, you knew Grams when she was young?
Leo: Yeah, we crossed paths once or twice when I was a young Whitelighter.
Piper: Eww…
Leo: I barely remember it.
Phoebe: Eww.
Chris: Well, if the boots did belong to your grandmother, then we'd better summon her from the dead. Maybe she can tell us what happened to Paige.
Phoebe: Okay. Let's get the candles.
*Phoebe drags Piper off as she points at Leo*
Piper: But you…

*Piper, Phoebe, Leo and Chris are in the basement preparing to summon Grams*
Piper: You know, if I hadn't taken over Paige's room, this never would have happened. This is all my fault.
Leo and Chris: What's done is done.
Phoebe: Okay, you two really need to get a room.
Piper: Yeah…
Phoebe: Hear these words, hear my cry, spirit from the other side, come to me, I summon thee, cross now the great divide.
*Grams appears in a swirl of Halliwell orbs. A green glob begins to engulf Chris from his shoe up but no one notices.*
Grams: Well, it's about time you called to say hello. Oh, how are my darlings…
Piper: Uh… We got a problem.
*Grams sights Chris struggling with the green glob*
Grams: Well, you're not the only one…
Leo: Orb out.
Chris: No. Magic makes it grow. Summoning her spirit already gave it power.
Grams: Oh, you must be Chris, the new Whitelighter.
*Grams puts an arm around Leo's arm*
Grams: You know he doesn't look very qualified for the job.
Piper: Chris, just let me blast it.
Phoebe: She's right. Orb.
*Chris shakes his head*
Grams: Oh, for heaven's sakes, listen to them. We'll find a way to vanquish the foul thing later.
*Chris orbs out of the green glob as Piper blows it up*
Chris: Now!
*Chris orbs back, out of breath. Small green globs disappear under the floorboards*
Piper: Err… Oh…

*Leo and Chris walk into the conservatory behind Grams who is lecturing Piper and Paige about their want for a normal life*
Leo: Shh… Everyone quiet.
Chris: I can hear it.
*Chris places his ear next to a wall*
Chris: I think it's in the wall.
*The glob pushes against the wall causing it to crack and Chris to jump back*
Leo: Yep… It's in the wall.
Chris: Okay, we're going to need Paige. It took the power of three to vanquish this thing in the future.
Piper: What? If you knew that, why didn't you tell me that in the first place?
Chris: Because I can barely get the two of you together, let alone three. Besides, this thing's not that big right now and I thought two could handle it.
Grams: Leo, you take point. Chris here is much too green to guide my girls.
Chris: What…? You know what, you can just stop that right-
Grams: Uh uh. Quiet. It's time to give this floundering ship a rudder. Now, which boots did Paige put on?
Piper: Red. Go-go boots.
Grams: We've got a problem. Those boots took Paige back to the Summer of Love which was one of the most crucial times of my life.
Phoebe: What do you mean, crucial?
Grams: You grandfather, Alan, rest his soul, was a sweet man, but he led me straight down the hippie-dippy trail.
Phoebe: You were a flower-child?
Grams: Yeah, well, don't rub it in. What's important is that Alan was killed by my best friend. I didn't know it then that she was evil. And I walked in right after it happened.
Piper: What'd you do?
Grams: Well, let's just say that my peacenik days ended fast. Along with that bitch, Robin. If she hadn't killed Alan…
Leo: You'd still be a flower-child.
Grams: And the Charmed Ones would be dead. I know I'm a ball-buster but it kept me alive to protect my girls from all the demons that came after them as kids. I cast my return-to-owner spell on a lot of clothes that summer, so…
Phoebe: So we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?
Grams: Don't make too much out of it because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.
*Phoebe points to Chris*
Phoebe: Why does he get to?
Chris: Because I know what I'm doing.
Grams: Not from where I'm standing. I'll stay here with Leo and the newbie to contain the slime. And you can bring Paige back to vanquish it, okay? Okay, girls, get dressed. You are going to the Summer of Love.

*Grams, Leo and Chris are in the nursery, discussing the green blob*
Grams: The way I see it, we're all targets for the slime. We need a plan to control it until the girls get back.
Chris: In the future, everyone tried to control the demon-with-no-name, but it can't be done.
Grams: That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?
Leo: Speaking of the future, what's so awful that happens to Wyatt?
Chris: You know I can't tell you that.
Leo: Come on, I'm an Elder.
Grams: Excuse me, back on point. Err… The slime? I'm taking suggestions.
Leo: We could orb it to an ice drift
Chris: Nah… that's bad.
Grams: It's not bad. It's awful. You can't orb that thing. It feeds on magic.
Chris: So what's your great idea?
Grams: Are you giving me lip?
Chris: No… No!
*Wyatt orbs a milk bottle to himself. The green blob crashes through the wall towards Wyatt as Leo grabs him and all of them run out of the room*

*Grams, Leo - with Wyatt in his arms, and Chris run downstairs*
Leo: Hold on. I think it stopped.
Chris: Psst. Get Wyatt out of the house. If it tries to follow, I'll fire off an orb or two to distract it.
*Chris turns to Grams*
Chris: You okay with that?
Grams: Yeah, it's just what I had in mind.
Chris: Good.

*Leo and Chris walk into the kitchen*
Leo: What did it do? Split in half?
Chris: How do we get out?
Leo: I don't know. Orb?
Chris: The last time I orbed, that thing almost swallowed me whole.
Leo: What do you think, Penny?
*Leo and Chris turn round to see Grams dressed retro style*
Grams: I think love conquers all. I think that we should take the demon into our arms and make it feel safe.
*Leo and Chris look at each other in disbelief*

Chris: Leo, can I talk to you for a second, please?
*Leo looks at retro Grams*
Leo: Do you mind holding him for a second?
*Leo hands Wyatt over to Grams*
Grams: Oh… Come here, moonbeam…
Leo: Wyatt, his name is Wyatt.
Chris: One of the sisters must have changed the past because Penny clearly never made the change from flower-child to demon-hunter.
*Leo and Chris watch Grams sing to Wyatt and dance around*
Grams: We shall not… We shall not be moved…
Leo: Clearly. You think the girls can fix the timeline and get back here?
*Chris shakes his head. The demon begins to close in around them*
Chris: I don't know, but this thing's trying to back us into a corner. Take Wyatt and… Joan Byers here into the conservatory. I'll gather what we need to fight it off.
*Leo leads Grams out as Chris grabs a food processor from the kitchen counter*

Leo: Why isn't it attacking? It's like it cornered us and now it's just waiting.
*Chris contemplates the pile of electrical appliances before him*
Chris: I think we need the toaster oven.
Grams: You know, that's a disaster waiting to happen.
Chris: That's the idea. You saw how the slime reacted to electricity. Well, if we can get it to attack this… pile. Maybe we can get it to zap it.
Leo: If I can find a place to plug it in…
Grams: No offence but, you know, my dear Alan would have taken the path of peaceful resistance. Have you tried talking to the slime?
Leo: No, I haven't. And you shouldn't either.
*Leo turns to Chris*
Leo: But if you're up for some light conversation, maybe you want to tell me what happens to Wyatt in the future.
Chris: Uh. Nice try.
*Leo finds a power point and plugs the toaster in*
Leo: Got it.
*The lights go out all over the Manor*
Chris: Argh…
Leo: Damn it.
Grams: I told you boys. Violence is not the answer to anything.
Chris: Where's the fuse box?
Leo: It's in the basement. You'll find a flashlight in the laundry room.

*Chris shines the flashlight down into the basement and discovers the slime*
Chris: Leo!
*Chris runs out of the basement and shuts the door in a hurry*
Leo: What is it? What is it?
Chris: The slime. In the basement. Feeding on Nexxus.
Leo: How big was it?
*Chris hands Leo the flashlight and he peers down the basement. A shot of slime reaches out to grab him. Leo shuts the door quickly*
Leo: Big!
Chris: Yeah. Big.

*Chris stands in a kitchen, stripping a wire*
Chris: If the demon comes at us, I'll try to hold it off with this.
*Grams opens the basement door*
Grams: Don't be afraid of us. We won't hurt you.
Leo: Penny, get back!
*The slime reaches out and engulfs Grams*

*Leo and Chris struggle to keep the door of the basement closed*
Leo: Get out of here! Go!
Chris: Nope. Not without you.
Leo: This thing's gonna swallow you whole.
Chris: Most likely.
*The Charmed Ones appear*
Piper: Stand back, fellas.
Paige: Drawing on the power of three, destroy this evil entity.
*The slime explodes, sending beams of green light all around*
Piper: Where's Wyatt?
Chris: Oh, he's in the living room.
Phoebe: What about Grams?
*Leo and Chris look at each other*
Leo: She didn't make it.
*Grams emerges from the smoky basement, coughing*
Grams: Nonsense. You can't damage an old horse like me. I'm already dead.
Phoebe: Yay, Grams, I'm so glad you're back.
*Paige walks up to Leo*
Paige: Hey there, sun god.
Leo: That was a long time ago. Let's just keep that between us, okay.
*Grams walks up to Leo and Chris*
Grams: Hey, I wanna thank you two for not giving up the fight. I'm really proud of you boys. You did good.