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Charmed | Episode 6x18 | Spin City
Transcribed By: Erin S.

Chris: Dennis, what are you doing here?
Dennis: I uh...I work here, remember?
Chris: No, I know, I mean what are you doing here so early?
Dennis: Piper called she wanted me to set up for the band.
Chris: Piper called? From where the doctor's?
Dennis: I don't know maybe...what is something wrong? She okay?
Chris: Yeah, it's just a regular check up for the baby. I'm sure everything's fine.
Dennis: Could I ask you a question?
Chris: Sure.
Dennis: So Chris, you know Piper, I mean you're close right?
Chris: Yeah, very close
Dennis: What is with the ex of hers Leo, the dude gets her pregnant right? I mean just skips down on her or what?
Chris: It’s A long story
Dennis: As far as I'm concerned, she deserves a hell of a lot better.
Chris: Couldn’t agree with you more

Paige: No wonder Chris grows up to be such a neurotic little freak. So you excited?
Piper: About what?
Paige: About what the doctor said, that it's going to be a healthy baby.
Piper: Uh, I know he is healthy I see him 22 walking around.
Paige: Well you never know something could happen.
Piper: Uh don't be such a worry wart now your starting to sound like...
Chris: Hey!
Piper: Chris.
Paige: Ok, if this is about demons I don't want to here it, because I am on my lunch break.
Chris: No, no, no. I was just wondering how it went with the doctor?
Piper: Well you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
Chris: Hmph That’s not what I meant
Paige: I still don't see it.
Piper: Oh you see..
Chris: Excuse me, Do you mind?!
Piper: Why are you so edgy anyway?
Chris: It’s not me in there I’m thinking about, it’s you. Just making sure you're ok.
Paige: See, this is where he goes and asks for money to go to the movies.
Chris: Very funny, actually in the future you're the one I go to for money.
Paige: What, am I rich?
Chris: I can’t tell you that.
Piper: What about me? I'm your mother, why don't you ask me for money?
Chris: Because I don’t want to bother you, you’ll have too much to deal with.
Paige: What about your dad?
Chris: Ugh, Leo is not much of a factor.
Paige: What does that mean?
Chris: I’d rather not talk about it....
Piper: Future consequences.
Chris: More like future issues.
Paige: Ewww future father son problems.
Chris: I have an idea, lets change the subject.
Paige: What?
Chris: Demon!
Paige: Extinguisher!
Paige: You guys ok?
Chris: Ahh, I don’t know am I (pause) Am I?
Piper: I don't know.

Chris: So I’m ok right? I mean mini me in there? Ahh.
Piper: Well if he wasn't I think you'd be the first to know, now sit still.
Chris: Ahh, well then why were you so worried back there?
Piper: I wasn't worried.
Piper: All right I was a little worried about the forcefield.
Chris: What forcefield?
Paige: The one she had when she was pregnant with Wyatt
Chris: Wait, you had a forcefield with Wyatt, but not with me?
Piper: Well I didn't have one he had one, it was all his doing.
Chris: Ugh, from the womb, he had powers from the womb?!? That’s unbelievable, it’s not like I don’t have a inferiority complex with him already! Thank you.
Piper: Did you find that demon yet?
Paige: yes actually I did, it's a spider demon, a evil creature that emerges from it's hidden lair, to every hundred years, to capture and feed of the most powerful magical being it can detect, in this case the would be you.
Chris: And me, (pause) Sort of.
Piper: You must be so proud.
Paige: It's kind of creepy how she laid a trap for you,Obviously she didn't count on us being there.
Piper: Well at least there is a vanquishing potion in here, ok what do you say we make this eight legged freak wish had never been hatched.
Chris: Wow Hold it you are not going anywhere mom this is way to risky.
Paige: He's actually right without the wyatt forcefield thing...
Chris: Ok, do you have to keep rubbing that in.
Paige: Aren't there any therapist in the future?
Chris: We need Phoebe.
Piper: No I don't want to interrupt her date with mark.
Paige: No actually it's mike this week.
Chris: No it’s Mitch, but who cares we need her.
Paige: Ever sense she had that vision thing in magic school you know with a demon free life and with child. She's kinda been on that whole future thing.
Piper: And she wishes to accomplish that by speed dating?
Chris: So, does the book say anything about that spider being poisonous.

Chris: Ugh, Gentle please.
Piper: Oh quit your complaining I'm almost done.
Piper: Paige could you call the club for me and tell them I'm going to be a little late.
Chris: Wow, I thought we were going to discuss this you are not going anywhere without a forcefield.
Piper:: why because it's so much safer here? I have to go to work I booked a band tonight.
Chris: Let Paige cover for you.
Paige: No I can't, I have to go to my temp job, I'm already late.
Chris: Blow it off, this is more important
Paige: My temp jobs, are important, that how people who need help find me.
Chris: Ok I get that, but right now your sister needs your help, ok?
Paige: Why don't we just call Leo?
Chris: No,No
Paige: Why not, he can help us, pipers in danger, that means the baby's in danger, that means you are in danger.
Chris: Cause we don’t need him
Piper: Yeah he right I don't want to open that can of worms.
Paige: He doesn't even know your pregnant.
Piper: This is my point exactly.
Paige: Look I'm not suggesting some sort of reunion....
Chris: He has been gone for six months! If he’s not there for us in the future, why is here there for us now.
Paige: Hey are you ok?
Piper: Yeah, I just need to sit down for a minute.
Paige: Ok, well all go deal with the club, you work on the vanquishing potion, and call phoebe and I when it's done.
Chris: All clean up.

Phoebe: Chris ,Hey, oh my god your sweating what happen to your neck.
Chris: Ugh, piper was attacked by a demon, she’s ok but we need you back at the house, to help with a vanquishing potion.
Phoebe: Ok, take care mark.
Mitch: Mitch.
Phoebe: Chris you coming or what.
Chris: Yeah..

Phoebe: Ok, let's do this I have a future to get back to.
Chris: Who doesn’t, did you bless this?
Phoebe: Yes I blessed it, I sang to it, what's the matter with you, you ok?
Chris: Yeah, I think I’m just coming down with something.
Piper: What do you mean? From the attack.
Chris: Now who’s the worry wart.
Chris: Look we still need Paige to bless this, did you call her?
Piper: Yeah, she's on her way she was helping me out at the club.
Phoebe: Who's watching Wyatt?
Piper: Uh, Sheila he should be safe there till after this is over.
Phoebe: Ok well we got to get a move, because I need to find my husband like yesterday, seriously, what I did that math, it's going to me a year to fall in love, then like the whole engagement, and the wedding, then the year of wedded bliss, then I have to wait a year to find out if I really want to have this kid , ad you know the pregnancy is like nine months, well ten months they just tell you it's nine months. So clearly lets move on here. I'm sorry what's so funny?
Piper: This whole family needs a shrink
Paige: Hey
Phoebe: Hey where'd you get that?
Paige: Heh, don't ask.
Chris: You need to bless this vanquishing potion.
Paige: Well, hello to you to.
Chris: Hey the book says for all three of you to bless it, Phoebe will help you. Piper can I talk to you please?

Piper: Piper? What happened to mom?
Piper: What is it?, What's wrong? Chris your eyes are dilated.
Chris: Are they?

Leo: Chris?
Leo: Chris, Chris I'd like t talk to you it's Leo.
Leo: Chris.!
Chris: Bastard!

Chris: Ahh, Ahh, Ahh...
Spider Demon:Chris, Chris, Come to me Chris
Spider Demon:That's right over here come closer.
Spider Demon:You are learning quickly.
Chris: Ahh, What did you do to me?
Spider Demon:I think you know, now bring me the cocoon.
Chris: No,ahh, ahh
Spider Demon:You can't resist it, what's happening to you, don't fight it, embrace your new powers, use them.
Chris: Ugh, I don’t understand.
Spider Demon:You'll know my sweet, all in good time, all in good time.

Leo:Chris stop this , this isn't you?
Chris: Wanna bet?
Phoebe: Chris don't!
Paige: he's your father!

Spider Demon: I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
Chris: Thanks to you for showing me how. Now what?
Spider Demon: You've been ever so helpful, but if you don't mind I prefer to dine alone.
Spider Demon: How divine.
Chris: Ugh, ahh, what’s happening?
Spider Demon: I gather you weren't counting on this, its not just her magic I'm feeding on it's her baby's to.. yours
Chris: Ahh.

Leo: Ok, Chris can we just talk about this a minute?
Chris: A minute, We have the next hundred years.
Chris: Well at least we will have plenty of time to get to know each other,...Dad
Leo: See that's what I'm talking about that's not the demon talking that's you Chris, it's not to late you just have to fight it.
Chris: Why fight when I’ve already won.
Leo: Tell me why you hate me such Chris huh? What did I do that was so bad?
Chris: It doesn’t matter anymore.
Leo: Deep down you hate my guts huh, admit it come on just admit it huh, what you afraid?
Chris: I’m not afraid of you
Leo: No, then why don't you tell me what I did to you huh? Did I miss a school play, did I take away your favorite toy, did I play favorites with wyatt?
Chris: **Growls**
Leo: Chris!
Chris: You don’t know me
Chris: You don’t know me, you don’t know me, YOU DONT KNOW ME!

Leo: Can we talk?
Chris: There is nothing to talk about.
Leo: I think there is, quite a bit actually.
Chris: It doesn’t matter.
Leo: It does to me Chris, your my son, i think i deserve to know what I did that was so bad.
Chris: You were never there for me, you were there for everybody else, mom, wyatt, half the world, but you were never there for me, you didn’t have the time.
Leo: So, maybe you came back from the future to save Wyatt, maybe you came back to save us to.
Chris: I doubt it.