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Charmed | Episode 6x22 | It's A Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World Part 1 & 2
Transcribed By: Astrid Jane

Chris: You know your time travel section is due for a serious overhaul… I mean, I can find more information Googling!
Gideon: Googling?
Chris: Never mind… Any luck with that spell yet?
Paige: You mean since the last two minutes you asked me?
Chris: Look, I'm just getting a little nervous here, okay? And my birthday? It's in two days and if I'm not out of here before I'm born-
Paige: What? Something bad that you don't know about could happen?
Chris: I just don't want to take any chances. Besides, I came here and did what I had to do and that was to save Wyatt… Now, it's time for me to go home.
*Piper and Leo walk in*
Paige: Sooner than you might think…
Chris: Oh no… no, no, no… Not yet! You're early!
Piper: Oh, relax! I'm just getting a jump on things. I'm not in labor. I'm sending some stuff back to the house…
Chris: Just… Don't scare me, okay?
Leo: What's the matter? Isn't the spell ready?
Gideon: I think it's ready. This should work.
Leo: Should work? What do you mean?
Gideon: There are no guarantees with time travel, Leo, you should know that better than anyone! Sorry… There's always a chance that something might go wrong…
Leo: Alright, we're not taking any chances.
Chris: We might have to. I'm running out of time here.
Leo: No! I'm not sending you through a one way portal unless I know where you're going to land.
Gideon: You can never be certain! Unless, of course, you went to… and even then…
Leo: Alright, let's just forget the spell and start to work on that potion again.
Gideon: The spell has a better chance of working. It's the power of three…
Leo: Yes, but if something goes wrong, he'll have the extra potion with him and he can come right back.
Piper: I agree. It sounds safer. So why don't you guys get to work on that. Paige, can you orb this home for me. Just squeeze them into the nursery or something…
Paige: Nursery?
Piper: You did clean out the nursery, right?
Paige: Yeah… No… I was working on the spell, I'm sorry.
Piper: Well, you better hurry or else baby Chris will be sleeping in your room.
Paige: Yeah, don't worry! I'm all over it! Okay…
*Paige orbs out with Piper's luggage*
Piper: Don't forget diapers! Lots of diapers!
Chris: Okay! Got to get out of here!

*Chris finishes drawing a triquetra on the wall*
Chris: I wonder how different the future's gonna be… How much different my life is gonna be…
Leo: I just want you to get home safely. Now, remember, if anything seems different, you have another vial of this to get back right away.
Chris: You worry too much, you know that? I'll be fine…
Leo: I'm your father. It's my job to worry. Now, listen, when you get back there, you're gonna take it easy a while on Wyatt, okay? You can't hold a grudge.
Chris: Hey, as long as he's not the ruler of all evil, I'm cool.
Leo: I'm serious. He's gonna be different. Good. He's not gonna remember he wasn't. So, if you really want to change the future, you got to start with a clean slate.
Chris: Okay, okay… I get it. Now, how about you? You startin' with a clean slate?
Leo: How do you mean?
Chris: Well, you and mom! All I'm saying is that I'd like to know where you two are headed before I go back.
Leo: It's complicated. I'm an Elder, I've made a commitment.
Chris: So? It's not like you haven't broken the rules before. I'm living proof of that.
Leo: We'll see… Listen, we have enough of these stuff if you wanna try a dry run before everybody gets here… What do you think?
Chris: Yeah… Let's do it.
*Chris backs up to stand next to Leo while Leo throws the potion vial at the triquetra. Nothing happens.*
Leo: That should have worked… I'll get you home, buddy… I promise… We're gonna figure this out. You got to keep your head up…

Chris: Where are Phoebe and Paige?!
Piper: I'm sure they'll be here soon…
Chris: Soon? Soon is when Dad and I have to go!
Piper: Dad?! What do you mean- Wait, you're gonna go too?
Leo: Just long enough to make sure that he gets to where he needs to be…
Piper: And when exactly were you going to tell me about this?
Chris: I told him he didn't have to come… I don't need him.
Leo: No, it's too dangerous. Remember the last time you went through a portal, you were almost dinosaur kibble. I have to go!
Piper: You're right, it is dangerous. But not as dangerous and leaving Wyatt alone while I'm in labor.
Leo: I'll be back. I promise.
*Gideon walks in with a spell book*
Gideon: Sorry, I just wanted to go over the spell one more time… make a few tweaks…
Piper: Tweaks? Let me see that.
*Piper snatches the spell as Paige and Phoebe orb in*
Chris: Finally! Where have the two of you been?
Paige: Sorry, we were a little… uh… held up!
Phoebe: But we're here now! So let's get this show on the road, you know, the clocks are tickin'… Tick tock tick tock!
Piper: Since when are you in such a hurry to say goodbye?
Phoebe: Well, since something happened with the thing… and the thing… and the thing…
Chris: Huh?
Phoebe: There's a warrant out for Chris' arrest!
Leo: What?!
Paige: Yeah, tried to get Darryl to bury it but he's not really on our side anymore…
Chris: Oh, this is bad… If I leave and they can't find me, they're gonna come after you!
Phoebe: That's okay. We've been through worse. We'll get through this. We'll figure it out. And if you get back to the future and we're in jail, you just have to bust us out!
*Phoebe takes Chris' hands*
Phoebe: You just go back to that beautiful peaceful world that you helped create.
*They hug*
Phoebe: I'm really gonna miss you.
Chris: I'll miss you too…
Paige: Aww… Here comes the hugging part!
*Paige hugs Chris as they laugh. When they part, Piper hugs Chris…*
Piper: Thank you for coming here. I love you.
Chris: I love you so much, mom…
*Piper lets go*
Piper: Now, go on, hurry, and be safe.
Chris: Thanks for all your help.
Gideon: You did a noble thing in coming here.
*Chris looks at Wyatt*
Chris: Be good…
Piper, Paige, Phoebe: In this place and in this hour, we call upon the ancient power, open the door through time and space, clear a path to another place.
*A portal opens in the triquetra and Leo and Chris walk though*

*In another world, the portal opens, Leo and Chris walk through and see three alternate Charmed Ones*
Chris: Where are we?

*In the real world, the portal shuts*
Alternate Leo: I have no idea…
Gideon: Something's gone wrong! Don't let them leave!
*Gideon walks to alternate Leo but the latter backhands him. Alternate Chris conjures a crossbow and fires at Paige. Piper freezes the arrow and slaps it away.*
Piper: Are you out of your mind?!
Alternate Leo: Follow me…
*Alternate Leo and alternate Chris orb out*

Alternate Leo: You ever seen anything so good?
Alternate Chris: It's disgusting. Can you believe all liqueur stores are closed in the morning here? What's up with that?
Alternate Leo: Didn't stop you from kicking down the door to get in… Why didn't you orb in?
Alternate Chris: What's the fun in that?
Alternate Leo: Strange, everything seems the same but kind of different, you know… It's cleaner, it's happier, it's more civilized.
*Chris watches as accidents happen below*
Alternate Chris: Now, that's what I'm talking about…
Alternate Leo: This place makes me sick… I got to get out of here.
Alternate Chris: Give you an idea of what an awful, saccharine future I came back from… Why I'd to come back to change it so bad.
Alternate Leo: And I'll always be proud of you for that. You saved Wyatt from turning good. You gave us a second chance… The least I could do is to get you back to your future - back to evil.
Alternate Chris: Thanks, dad.
Alternate Leo: First, we got to get back to our world though we're gonna need the power of three to do that.
Alternate Chris: But we can't trust those Pollyanna witches, they're too good. God! Who do I have to kill so that we can get out of here?
Alternate Leo: I think I might know somebody. Somebody we can use to force the sisters to help us.

Darryl: What's wrong with you?! I'm a cop!
Alternate Leo: A pretty wimpy looking one too, if you asked me.
Alternate Chris: Nothing like our Darryl. I think that's the cheapest suit I ever seen. What's the matter, huh? Girls not paying you enough?
Darryl: Paying me? What has gotten into you?!
Alternate Chris: Let's just say, I don't like you coming at me in either worlds.
*Alternate Chris grabs Darryl and throws him across into a dumpster*
Alternate Chris: This almost isn't any fun!
*Darryl draws his gun*
Alternate Chris: I don't care who you are or if you're under some kind of a spell, you come any closer, I'll shoot, I swear.
Alternate Chris: Gun.
*Darryls gun orbs into alternate Chris' hand*
Alternate Chris: Now this is fun!
*Alternate Chris points the gun at Darryl. Leo stops him*
Alternate Leo: Not yet. We still need him for leverage, he's no good to us dead. Not yet anyway…
*Paige and Phoebe orb in behind alternate Leo and alternate Chris. Paige places the crystals on the ground*
Darryl: See! This is exactly the kind of stuff that makes me not wanna have anything to do with you people!
Alternate Chris: Who are you talking to?
Phoebe: Us!
Alternate Leo: That's not going to stop us…
Paige: No, but this will.
*A force field forms around alternate Leo and Chris*
Alternate Leo: Son of a bitch…
*Alternate Leo throws a fireball at the force field but it explodes without piercing through*
Alternate Chris: No!
Paige: Nice fire power, Leo, I didn't know you had it in you.
*Phoebe moves to help Darryl*
Phoebe: Don't go anywhere.
Darryl: Stay away from me!
Phoebe: Darryl, let us take you to Gideon. He can heal you.
Darryl: NO! Stay away!
Paige: Darryl, please!
Darryl: I said no! Dammit! Leave me alone! I don't want anything to do with you people anymore, do you understand?!
*Darryl runs off*
Phoebe: Well, I don't think that helped our cause any…

Alternate Barbas: I know the truth of all your hopes because I can feel your greatest hope inside here. The hope to one day return home. Oh, and of course, your presence here gives me great hope. The hope that some place, there really is a different kind of world. A world where the greater good… the, uh, goodness of the heart prevails.
Chris: Is he for real?
Leo: He must be. The demon of fear in our world must be the demon of hope. Question is, do you have enough power to send us back?
Alternate Barbas: Oh, alas, no I do not. Not if you were brought here by the power of three. But, however, hope springs eternal! So I may be able to persuade the sisters of my world to help us all simply by relying on their greatest hope - the hope to reunite with your counterparts.
*Alternate Barbas walks over to Chris*
Alternate Barbas: Then, maybe… You'll be able to return to your time before it's too late, as you hope.
*Alternate Barba reaches out to ouch Chris but Chris jerks away*
Chris: Oh! Don't touch me.
*Paige and Phoebe orb in*
Phoebe: Oh, thank God!
Alternate Barbas: Quickly, orb away. I will deal with them. I've done it before.
Leo: No, it's okay. It's the good ones.
Chris: Trust us. They're not evil.
*Alternate Phoebe and alternate Paige walk in*
Alternate Phoebe: No, but we are…

Phoebe: Nice knuckles. Brass?
Alternate Phoebe: No. Tiffany's.
Paige: Oh, what a waste of a nice blue box!
Alternate Paige: What'd you say, witch?
Phoebe: Okay, look, we didn't come here to fight, we just came here to get Leo and Chris.
Alternate Phoebe: Well, so did we.
Paige: Fine. You give us ours, we'll give you yours.
Alternate Paige: Right… Like we can trust you, you're good!
Phoebe: Wait. You can't trust us? Who are the evil ones here?
Alternate Barbas: Come on, ladies, have some hope, we can work this out peacefully.
Phoebe, Paige, Alternate Phoebe, Alternate Paige: Shut up!
Alternate Paige: We'll take care of you later.
Phoebe: Psst.
*Phoebe and Paige turn around to discuss their plans as alternate Phoebe and alternate Paige turn around to discuss theirs*
Phoebe: Okay, we're gonna have to make a move because the longer the worlds are out of balance…
Alternate Phoebe: The worse the damage is…
Alternate Paige: We have to get everyone back to where they belong…
Paige: The problem is, there's not talking to those witches. I wish I could just vanquish them.
Alternate Phoebe: Me too. But that'll really screw up the balance. We're going to have to settle for…
Phoebe: Knocking them out so we can get Leo and Chris out of here.
Alternate Paige: Good. We'll orb out and grab them from behind.
Phoebe: Perfect.
*The orbs of Phoebe, Paige, alternate Phoebe and alternate Paige crash into each other*
Alternate Paige: That sucked.
Phoebe: Alright, I'll take mine, you'll take yours.
*Alternate Paige conjures a crossbow and starts shooting arrows at Paige*
Paige: Arrow! Arrow!

Paige: Arrow!
*Alternate Paige throws aside the crossbow*
Paige, Alternate Paige: Rock!
Chris: Get down!
*The rocks smash into each other and explode*
Leo: This is nuts. No one can win. The two are evenly matched.
Chris: Well, they think alike!
Paige, Alternate Paige: Boulder!
Alternate Barbas: No! No!
*Leo, Chris and alternate Barbas jump away*
Leo: We don't have time for this. I got to get you back to Piper. We got to get you home.
Chris: When Gideon said that something could go wrong with the portal, I don't think he knew how wrong.
Alternate Barbas: You said Gideon?
Chris: Yah, why?
Alternate Barbas: Because, just maybe, he did know how wrong it could go.

Leo: What do you mean? Gideon is after Wyatt?
Alternate Barbas: He was desperately hoping to eliminate Wyatt.

*The cell phones of Paige and alternate Paige ring*
Paige, Alternate Paige: Hello?
Piper: Where the hell are you? I'm in labour! Get your ass down here.
Phoebe, Alternate Phoebe: Is she okay?
Paige, Alternate Paige: She's in labor.
Piper: Who's that? You've got an echo. What the hell is going on?
Paige, Alternate Paige: I'm on my way.
Paige: We have to go get Piper.
Leo: And Wyatt.

Phoebe, Alternate Phoebe: Oh, Wyatt! Thank God!
Alternate Phoebe: Did you give that bad man, Gideon, those wounds?
Alternate Paige: Looks like Wyatt can handle himself.
Leo: Yeah, but for how long? Gideon's one of the most powerful Elders. If he wants him dead, he'll find a way.
Chris: I can't believe it was Gideon all along.
Leo: He's still out there. If he wasn't vanquished here, then he wasn't vanquished in our world either.
Paige: So what we need to do is to get everybody back in the right place.
Paige, Alternate Paige: Yeah, fix this whole nutty balance…
Paige: Balance…
Paige, Alternate Paige: Thing.
Paige: I'm with you…
Leo: The problem is we don't have the power of three to open the portal.
Phoebe: No, but we do have…
Phoebe, Alternate Phoebe: The power of four…

Leo: There's my brave little guy! Quick, the portal's closing, we got to get the men back through.
Chris: I'll get them.

Chris: Okay… So I just sent our evil twins through the portal although… What happened?
*Phoebe awakes*
Paige: Thank God…
Leo: Stay with Wyatt.
Chris: I got him.
Paige: You okay?
Phoebe: Yeah… Just remind me to never park in Mrs. Noble's driveway again.
Chris: Will someone please tell me what the hell is going here?!
Paige: The neighborhood patrol shot her point blank and nobody so much as blinked an eye.
Chris: What?! Why?
Leo: Because by getting us all to the evil world, Gideon screwed up the balance, messed with the grand design.
Paige: Well, if you ask me, the grand design is pretty messed up in the first place.
Phoebe: Wait, so are you saying that because of what he did, our world is bad now too?
Leo: No, on the contrary, it's good - too good. Where every little infraction is a capital offence and everyone just accepts it.
Paige: Oh! So we're starring in a little movie called Pleasantville?
Chris: Okay… How come we weren't affected?
Leo: Because we must have been crossing over when the shift occurred.
Paige: Well, that must mean Gideon's not affected either.
Leo: No, he wouldn't be because he's an Elder.
Chris: How do we know he's not using the situation to his advantage? You know, come after Wyatt again?
Leo: Because I'm going to find him first.
Phoebe: No, you can't hurt him, Leo. Not until he shifts the balance back and you know he knows how to do that.
Paige: Oh my god, we totally forgot about Piper. We have to get to the hospital.
Leo: Well, who's gonna watch Wyatt?
Chris: I will! Look, I didn't come all the way from the future just to lose him now.
Phoebe: I think we should drive, I don't want to risk orbing.
Chris: Hey, just watch your speed, okay?

Leo: Anything?
Chris: I thought I had him for a second but… I lost him.
Leo: Well, keep looking. Gideon's bound to surface again.
Chris: Well, maybe you should ask the other Elders for some help.
Leo: No.
Chris: Huh? Trouble in paradise?
Leo: Let's just say we're not seeing eye to eye.
Chris: Well, then maybe you should… I don't know… Quit. Look, the girls are gonna need another Whitelighter the moment I'm gone anyway!
Leo: That's not why you want me to quit, Chris.
Chris: Okay, fine, I admit. I would like to go back to a future where my parents are still together, alright?
Leo: It's just like I said when I was making the potion… potion…
Chris: What about the potion?
Leo: Gideon didn't want it to work, right? But he did want us in this other world, which means it probably does work, which means we can get you home.
Chris: No. I'm not going back.
Leo: Chris, you have to.
Chris: Not until I finish what I came here to do. And that's to save Wyatt from t-… turning evil.
Leo: What?
Chris: But what I don't understand is - if Gideon always viewed Wyatt as a threat, why did he turn him evil in my future?
Leo: I don't think he did intentionally. I think Gideon tried to kill Wyatt in your future. Only like in this time he found out that Wyatt could protect himself. So he probably had to get him away so that he could figure out how he could do it.
Chris: You mean kidnap him.
Leo: Right. Imagine being taken away from us for weeks, maybe even months, constantly fending off Gideon's attacks…
Chris: I had no idea…
Leo: We're going to change that future, Chris. For both of your sakes…

Leo: What are you doing here? Is Piper okay?
Phoebe: No, but she will be thanks to us and our evil twins!
Chris: Wait, you saw them? Where?
Paige: In Gideon's office… Talk about your vanity mirrors…
Phoebe: We have a plan.
Paige: Yeah, we're gonna shift the world back from Gideon's so that he can't use it to his advantage.
Leo: How?
Phoebe: We're gonna use a spell to…
*Phoebe and Paige fall under Piper's spell*
Chris: What just happened?
Leo: I don't know. Are you guys alright?
Paige: Yeah! Yeah, I've never felt better!
Chris: Okay! So back to the plan… You were saying?
Phoebe: Yeah, the plan is just to go see Piper in the hospital.
Paige: That's a really good plan!
Phoebe: I know…
Chris: Uh oh…

Phoebe: No time to dawdle! There's a baby on the way!
Leo: Guys, this is crazy. You can't leave like this.
Paige: Well, we can't very well ignore Chris' birth. We have to celebrate!
Chris: I'm the baby! I give you permission not to!
Paige: What? And miss all the excitement? Seeing you for the first time… Burping you… Picking out a name…
Chris: I already have a name.
Paige: Oh gosh, you do, don't you? Well, now would be the perfect time to change!
Phoebe: How did you get your name? It doesn't start with a "P".
Chris: It was Leo's father's name.
Phoebe, Paige: Aww…
Phoebe: That is so sweet.
Paige: I can't wait to tell Piper. I'm gonna get her bag!
Phoebe: It's in the kitchen… all ready to go!
*Paige walks away, leaving Phoebe and Chris*
Phoebe: Oh, you are gonna be so cute! Yes you are! Oh, yes you are! OH… do do do do do do do…
*Phoebe walks after Paige*
Chris: Okay… We need to snap them out of this. Fast.
Leo: Piper must have cast a spell. She's the only one who could do this to them.
Chris: Why would she do that?
Leo: She wouldn't… unless Gideon wanted her to. To distract them like he did before so that he could go after Wyatt.
Paige: All set!
Phoebe: Let's go!
Leo: Wait! You guys can't leave yet! Gideon might be coming for Wyatt any minute!
Paige: Oh? Is he babysitting?
Chris: No! He's trying to kill Wyatt! Don't tell me you don't remember!
*Phoebe and Paige burst out laughing*
Chris: You're laughing. That's great. Your nephew's almost killed and you're laughing…
Phoebe: You're silly! Yes, you are! Oh, yes you are!
Paige: Like an Elder would ever ever do that.
Leo: It must be the spell. They don't remember because Gideon doesn't want them to.
Phoebe: A spell? What spell?
*The doorbell rings*
Paige: Visitors!
Chris: Hey! Stay with Wyatt.
*Chris chases after Phoebe and Paige*
Chris: Whoa whoa whoa… Wait. Stop, stop, stop, okay? You cannot open that front door. What happens if it's the patrolman?
Phoebe: That's a good point. I forgot to move my car!
Chris: Finally…
Phoebe: Well… I'll just have to take whatever's coming to me.
*Phoebe and Paige walk past him to open the front door*
Chris: What?!
Darryl: Hi, ladies! Chris.
Phoebe: Hi!
Paige: We thought you were the patrol guy coming to shoot Phoebe.
Darryl: Sorry. Actually, I'm here to get Chris. I'm afraid I'd have to take him into custody for assaulting me.
Chris: Dude, I didn't assault you.
Paige: No, but evil Chris did.
Chris: That wasn't me!
Phoebe: You're still a fugitive, anyways…
Chris: Okay… You're not helping. Thanks.
Darryl: You know, I'm only giving you this chance because we used to be friends.
Phoebe: That is so sweet, Darryl!
Paige: And evil double or no. Someone has to do the time. Take him away, Darryl!
*Phoebe and Paige sail out the front door*
Chris: So what?! You're just gonna leave?!
Darryl: Listen, young man, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice!
Chris: I don't have time for this!
*Chris telekinetically throws Darryl out the front door*
Chris: Have a nice day!
*Chris telekinetically shuts the door*

Leo: I was thinking if Gideon did get to Piper then maybe he left a trail I can follow…
Chris: Hurry…

Chris: Hello?
*The floorboards of the attic squeak. Chris walks over to Wyatt's side*
Chris: Okay… It's time to get you out of here.
*As Chris reaches for Wyatt, he gets thrown across the attic. Gideon reveals himself*
Gideon: Don't make me sacrifice you both.
*Chris telekinetically throws Gideon away from Wyatt. Gideon conjures an athame and stabs Chris*
Chris: Dad!

Leo: Oh god…
Chris: Wyatt… Wyatt…
Gideon: It's for the best, Leo.
*Gideon orbs out with Wyatt*
Leo: Chris… Chris…

Chris: You have to find Wyatt.
Leo: We're going to find him together.
*Leo tries to heal Chris*
Chris: It won't work. You've already tried. Gideon's magic did this to me. He's the only one who can stop it. Just go… Saving Wyatt saves the future, you know that.
Leo: Gideon doesn't know how to kill Wyatt, remember? We still have time.
Chris: Only till the trauma turns him…
Leo: I'm not going to choose between you and Wyatt, Chris. I can't.
Chris: You don't have to, dad… Find Gideon and you save us both.
Leo: Alright… but I'm not leaving you alone. I'll be right back.
Chris: Where are you going?
Leo: To get one of your aunts to watch over you. You're gonna be fine, okay. I promise…

Leo: Chris…
Chris: Hey…
Leo: Hey… I'm here now… You can hold on, okay? Hold on, hold on… I'm here. You can hold on, okay… Don't give up, okay…
Chris: You either…
Leo: No, no, no please… No… No, please… No…
*Chris fades away*