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'The Wayne Brady Show' [March 11, 2004]
Transcribed By: Cristal

Wayne: Hey folks, our next guest is a very lucky man. He stars as the guardian angel for three, beautiful women on the series Charmed. Let’s take a look.
*Clip of Courtship of Wyatt’s Father*
Wayne: Please welcome Drew Fuller.
*Drew enters*
Wayne: Have a seat sir. Very nice to meet you.
Drew: Nice to meet you.
Wayne: Very nice to meet you. You have a great job.
Drew: (Laughing) Yeah.
Wayne: You get to hang out with three beautiful women. Very nice job.
Drew: It’s rough right.
Wayne: Yeah, yeah but someone has to do it.
Drew: Yeah.
Wayne: So was it intimidating joining a cast that was already so tight?
Drew: I think a little bit. Because you come into a show and its been on for 5 seasons already.
Wayne: Right.
Drew: So everyone kinda, yeah it’s a big hit, and everyone just does their job and I’m the new guy. It’s like coming into a high school being the freshman with the new class and atmosphere. They’re so tight with each other, you know, there’s like a pecking order and all these inside jokes and what not. So it’s, you know, tough. It’s tough, it was definitely—you know , but they made me feel right at home.
Wayne: Well, when they were making inside jokes, did you ever laugh inappropriately? Like, "Yeah, me too!"
Drew: (Laughing) Like, "I did that!" and everyone would stop and go (Makes a scratching record noise) and they would look at me and then it would be, "Okay, never mind."
Wayne: No conversation.
Drew: Yeah.
Wayne: Sorry, I’ll go back and cast a spell.
Drew: (Laughs) Exactly, I’ll be over there slaying that dragon.
Wayne: For those of you who haven’t seen Charmed. Charmed had its own world with it’s own magical terms. You’re a whitelighter.
Drew: Yeah.
Wayne: Explain what a whitelighter is.
Drew: See, I was afraid you were going to ask that question because I don’t know what a whitelighter is.
*Laughter*
Drew: I swear to god. Every single week I learn something new. Like "Oh I can do that?" and they were like "Yeah, you didn’t know that?" No, I had no idea!
Wayne: Didn’t you get the whitelighter memo?
Drew: Apparently no. No, honestly it’s like a guardian angel who looks out for them and basically he can orb in and out. And when he orbs, there’s like little white lights that go off as opposed to dark lights for like the bad guys.
Wayne: Which are the darklighters or blacklighters?
Drew: Darklighters.
Wayne: Darklighters, okay because if it was blacklighters I would write a letter, immediately.
*Laughter*
Wayne: And that show would be off and wouldn’t be Charmed.
Drew: Exactly, as opposed to darklighers.
Wayne: With those ladies and they like you, your character saves the day, and you warn them about Wyatt and all this stuff. It would seem that eventually you’ll have a romantic storyline with one of them. Am I far off?
Drew: No—I mean yes. You are. Well let me—.
Wayne: Orb.
*Laughter*
Drew: Yeah let me orb. Let me explain. At the beginning of the season, every single episode they were giving me a different girl to hook up with.
Wayne: Sweet.
Drew: It was cool! It was fantastic but my girlfriend didn’t think so.
Wayne: Not so sweet.
Drew: She wrote a memo to them saying "Cut it out, I’m not having it." We’re watching every week and he’s hooking up with someone different. So they stopped and I haven’t had a sexual interest or love interest in 6 or 8 months.
Wayne: So you’re asexual.
*Laughter*
Drew: I know, it sucks. I am asexual. They don’t care. I have...no...sexual...game whatsoever.
Wayne: Isn’t there a whitelighter dating service we can hook you up with?
Drew: Sad isn’t it?
Wayne: Hi, I’m a whitelighter. I enjoy walks on the metaphysical plane. And uh... I can do this (with hand gesture) POOF!
Drew: Exactly.
Wayne: See, you would get a date immediately like that.
Drew: (To audience) Anyone? (Cheers).
Wayne: Yeah, yeah. A couple of guys as well. They’re very nice. The whitelighter is spreading the love. Like my previous guest, you started out modeling, right?
Drew: Yeah, I did and it was cool. It was just a means of something else. I grew up in Orange County. Down there—.
Wayne: The OC!
Drew: The OC
*Cheers*
Wayne: Since you said that, is life in the OC really like they picture it on the show? Because in the show, everyone has sex and runs around naked and gets drunk.
Drew: I think it’s very close. It’s very close! Well the guy McG created that show. I can’t believe we’re talking about the OC now. McG created that show and we actually went to the same high school. It’s basically the kind of same thing.
Wayne: Hmmm...note to self: move show taping to the OC.
Drew: Exactly, go straight to New Port Beach. Umm....so anyway, what was the question?
Wayne: Back to the modeling.
Drew: The modeling, right. So I’m down in Orange County and I’m feeling like okay, I want to be an actor. I go well, what’s the best way to break into the industry? And I think, start modeling for a bit and then I’ll break in. I thought that was a genius idea and every single model in Los Angeles is trying to be an actor. So it’s like—.
Wayne: Not so ingenious way to get in.
Drew: Yeah, not so brilliant. I thought I was really coming up with something great. It just wasn’t.
Wayne: But obviously you did something right. You have a great job.
Drew: I love my job. I’m so blessed. I really—its so amazing to wake up and go to work with that group of people every single day. And let’s say you’re having a bad day, you have tomorrow to make it up because the job is there. It’s just unbelievable, it’s the biggest blessing I’ve ever encountered.
Wayne: AND you have magical powers.
Drew: AND I have magical powers. BUT I’m asexual, so it doesn’t matter.
Wayne: He’s asexual. Folks, check out Drew Fuller on Charmed Sunday nights on the WB. Drew, thank you so much for coming. Drew Fuller! We’ll be right back.